I usually dispise these damn surveys but this one was just asking for sarcasim
ENJOY!!!
1. When's the last time you ran?
depends, willingly or from the law? lol
2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
yes
3. What are you reading right now?
Are you stupid?
4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
Nope
5. Are You horny?
Come hither
6. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
hell no
7. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do?
nothing
8. Who last grabbed your butt?
me
9. Have you ever been on your school's track team?
yes
10. Do you own a pair of Converse?
no
11. Did you copy and paste this survey?
I am the one who made it up and I also own the title to the Trump towers
12. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
Yes Please
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Yup, I beat it liked it owed me money..cuz it did!
14. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one right after it?
I change the station, anger takes up to much energy
15. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
sometimes, why? do ya wanna trade spaces?
16. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
Hell no
17. Are you cocky?
Whadda ya think?
18. Could you live without a computer
Take my puter and I cannot be held responsible for my actions!
19. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
no
20. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
He isn't real? FUCK More therapy to come
21. How many house phones and cell phones, are in your house?
1 and if I like you...I might answer
22. What do you do when you're sad?
turn my frown upside down!!
23. Last time you saw your best friend?
Been years
24. Who or what sleeps with you?
The luckiest muther fucker alive!! lol
25 . Are you in high school?
no good lord.....If I was a redneck maybe!!
26. Is anyone on your bad side now?
Hey what makes you think I have a bad side?
27. What jewelry are you wearing?
Nunya, you are planning a home invasion, aren't ya? Well good luck!!
28. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Legal shit at work!! Inmates are the biggest sniffling, whining, bleeding gines
29. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
yes
3O. How do most people spell your name?
Jo, Jolene, Joleen but usually "Hott Mama" lol
31. Would you wear your boyfriends/girlfriends clothes?
I love mens boxers
32. What are you doing tomorrow?
Bitch slapping some mean ass dudes into sumblime! LOL
33. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
OMG does he have a skin condition too?
34. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
YES
35. When is the last time you left your house?
Why you asking? Plan on robbing me or sumpin?
36. Do you return your cart?
If I get a refund!
37. Do you have a dishwasher?
yes
38. What noise do you hear?
music
39. Would you survive in prison?
Hell yes, I run the one I work at!! lmao
40. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
Ready? Set? Goooooooooooooo
41. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes, my Aunt Jolene
42. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
You can call me "Shoe Whore" and I won't be offended one bit!!
43. Are You Bored?
No I am Plastic!! lol
44. What's the last thing you purchased?
A dildo!! lol
45. What's On Your Mind?
Hopefully a lil brain tissue, blood, cranium....ya know..the stuff that makes it work?
46. Last time you cried?
Shuddup before I make you CRY....Nosy ass
47. What brand are your pants right now?
Okay wait a sec here..are you wanting to get in them or get me out of them?
48. Ever been to Georgia?
Just for a plane change
49. What irritates you most on the internet?
"The page you are trying to view cannot be displayed" pisses me off
50. Do you watch movies with your parents?
Do you like migraines
51. What song best describes your life right now?
Every Little Thing by Dishwalla
52. Are you taking college classes right now?
Nope...been there...done that...and it doesn't make a bit of difference
53. Do you like sushi?
no
54. Do you get your hair cut every month?
yes
55. Do you go online every day?
yes
