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You know, I've skimmed though a lot of women's asshats folders ands its become apparent that a lot of guys don't understand the concept of relationship status so I'm going to break it down for them.
Single - means I'm in a relationship but I put single because when I leave it as in a relationship no one rates or blings me. Stupid men, they all want the same thing.
It's complicated - same as above, just slightly more honest.
Married/In a relationship - means I'm single but I put down I'm taken because I hope maybe fewer guys will send me pics of their peen. You know I'm not so sure its working.
Widowed - I'm in a relationship but my boyfriend did something to piss me off, now he's dead to me.
