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49 Year Old · Male · From Wayland, MO · Joined on May 9, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 4th
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49 Year Old · Male · From Wayland, MO · Joined on May 9, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 4th
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I'm a published author of dark humor and horror, and I also enjoy building and managing websites. Back in the day, I used to tear up the Florida night life but these days, I chill in the NE Missouri countryside. I'm also quite the gamer and movie hound. Here's my main site:

www.balzertown.com

49 Year Old · Male · From Wayland, MO · Joined on May 9, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 4th
Music
Everything from Classical to Black Metal, depending on my mood. I get a lot of exercise moshing around the living room to the likes of Slayer and Cradle of Filth. That's why I don't have house plants. I tend to fall into them. I listen to more Goth/Industrial and 80's rock/metal than anything else, though. Among my favorite bands are Genitorturers, Dope, KMFDM, Lords of Acid, Tool, White/Rob Zombie, Machine Head, Acid Bath, Tristania and Type O Negative. The list goes on and on. The only real rap that I listen to is old school (Run DMC, Fat Boys, or Whodini) and Insane Clown Posse.
Movies
Evil Dead, Fright Night, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, Marvel films, all things Tim Burton (especially Batman), old Peter Jackson films like Bad Taste and Dead Alive, comedy like We're the Millers, PCU, and Grandma's Boy. Definitely John Carpenter films like Christine, The Thing, and In the Mouth of Madness. Speaking of, anything influenced by H.P. Lovecraft such as Hellboy and the like. I tip the other way, too, by enjoying musicals such as Popeye, Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, and Momma Mia!
Idols
I honestly don't really idolize anything or anybody. I'm a fan of many things, but not to the point of near-worship.
Video Games
Grand Theft Auto, Payday, Star Wars Battlefront, Marvel Heroes, Motorstorm, Pinball FX2 & Arcade, Far Cry, Skyrim, Fallout, on and on. Plus I still enjoy playing all the old original Nintendo and Super Nintendo games that I grew up on.

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