I Know Jack Schitt
,,,,SO YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT
I WILL TELL Y'ALL ABOUT HIM
....He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owerner of
Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced Six
children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came
twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married theHappens brothers. The Schitt
Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT
