(I am working the register. A customer is looking at our retail chips stacked in front of me.)
Customer: “I don’t like this flavor.”
(She picks up a bag of sea salt chips.)
Customer: “I don’t like this kind either. It’s too salty.”
(She grabs a bag of jalapeno chips.)
Customer: “These ones are too spicy.”
(This goes on for a minute or so. She eventually finds something she likes and places it at the register.)
Me: “Hi there. How are you today?”
Customer: “Oh, I can’t complain.”