Hi. I`m glad you came by. You look beautiful. Let me take your coat for you. Sorry for the mess. I wasn`t expecting any company so soon. Have a seat right here. Can I offer you some wine? Or are you the 40oz type? Just playing. I was just about to go grab a bite to eat at Applebee`s, would you like to join me? You sure? OK. I understand. Well, I know you can`t stay long so let me tell you about myself. I`m a 32 year old MALE, 6ft, 151lbs, medium to dark brown skinned, bald headed with a goatee, from Monroe, North Carolina, which is 25 minutes east of Da QC(Charlotte) but just recently moved to Louisville, Kentucky. I LOVE, ADORE, CHERISH, RESPECT, ADMIRE, AND LUST FOR BBWs!!!! I love all women but full-figured, thick, big-boned, voluptous women are my weakness. But most importantly, I`m probably the only guy on here not just looking for a one night stand. I just love being in the presence of a mentally, spiritually, and physically beautiful woman. I`m shy when you first get to know me but open up very quickly. I have a great sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I`ve been told my sense of humor is a mix of Chris Tucker, Jamie Foxx, and Martin Lawrence. I`m a closet freak. I love putting things on(and eating & licking them off)my woman`s body. Syrups, body paints, body oils, candle wax, ice cubes, cake icing, popscicles, whipped cream, sprinkles, and Kool-Aid(remember Don`t Be a Menace?) LOL! And I love to have fun. I`m one of few black guys that will do Kareoke BUT ONLY for a laugh because my singing sounds like two cats having sex in a blender! LMAO! Hit me up at my email address to know more about me @ norm_creighton@yahoo.com or at my MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/mayhemakamrmonroe. Look at the time. I`ve kept you way too long. Let me walk you to the door. It was nice of you to come by. I would ask you to stay longer but I don`t know if I would be able to keep myself from kissing you any longer. So it`s best if we end the night now before something happens. Drive safely.