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One of my oddest yet I think, but no killing at least....
K, so I was at the park with some mates. We were trying to hit this target we'd set up with fireworks.
No one had any luck so far, when this one firework goes haywire and flies all over the place. We all try and run out of the way, but it hits me, explodes and blows a hole in the seat of my shorts.
So I think to hell with this and start walking home.
On my way I see this huge bag of oranges and decide to buy the whole thing.
So I'm walking home, bag of oranges over my shoulder, hole in my shorts, funny looks from everyone I walk past (of course), and from somewhere I can here Queensryche's Silent Lucidity playing....
