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Sorry Jack but if you truly believe that you need to be baptized to save your soul from a curse put on it by a vindictive shit of a God because a woman who never existed ate the fruit of a tree that she had been seduced into eating by a talking snake, and you then go into heavy seas to help someone else perform the same nonsensical ritual, expect to get laughed at when it appears that the God you were trying to praise drowned your ass.
