Duke Boomington's blog: "the good, the bad, the ugly"

>>>cant see london, cant see france, unless u drop ur underpants!

>>>grope discounts available....

>>>if we did our job any better we would have to buy dinner and a movie first

>>>only WE know if lady gaga is truly a lady or not

>>>dont worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy

>>>wanna fly? drop your fly!

>>>weve handled more balls then barney frank

>>>we are now free to move about your pants

>>>its not a grope..... its a freedom pat

>>>when in doubt, we make you whip it out

>>>TSA: touchin, squeezin, arrestin

>>>you WERE a virgin

>>>we handle more packages than the post office