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New rules for talking to women in 2018
created @ 06/27/2018 03:05 am
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1. Don't compliment appearance, they are not only just as good as men but don't want to hear they have made effort to be attractive.

2. Don't use a sense of humor. Jokes by all men are misogynist and offensive, even if intended for humor not sexual advance. A joke can't just be a joke.

3. Don't say hi, hello, or most greetings. It's obvious you just want to have sex with a female by acknowledging they are existing.

4. A woman is allowed to judge your intent by anything that triggers them, even if you were not aware Winnie the Pooh makes a woman feel violated as she was not included in the hundred acre wood.

5. It is sometimes best to not interact because while conversation can be perceived as inviting, it's not actually what you have to say but what is desired to be heard.

Finally, if you're offended, good. Social interaction has turned into a quagmire of everyone, women, men, dogs, cats, treehouses....being offended. Being human isn't being "safe" it's also not shutting out everything that hurts your feelings. If a man says "nice tits" BE OFFENDED. If a man says you look pretty and leaves it there...what did he really say that hurt your identity? Is it as harmful as the jerk who called you fat when you were just online?

Just things to ponder.
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