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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the >>> stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go >>> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' >>> >>> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said >>> to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' >>> >>> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he >>> smiles. >>> >>> 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you >>> a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - >>> grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a >>> flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you >>> suppose that is?' >>> >>> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, >>> thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...' >>> >>> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to >>> discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? >>>
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