So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted
less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the
job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good
morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have
there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'NO, they ain't TWINS.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. WHY
would you think they're twins? Are you BLIND, or just STUPID?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this
line of work.
