A Big Shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to
do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into
his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature.
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,crossed his
arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over
and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he
heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT
until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out .
He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door,
laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on
here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor replies, "Not with a carnation."
