A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
> another woman.
>
> With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she
> dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out
> back of the barn.
>
> She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed
> the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
>
> The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not
> gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'
>
> The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
> hand and said......
>
> 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer.
> You do whatever you want.
