>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
>>and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
>>wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
>>anchors, and reads her
book.
>>
>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
>>woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>
>>
>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>>
>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>>
>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>>
>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>>
>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
>>says the woman.
>>
>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>>
>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
>>you could start at any moment."
>>
>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.