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i am getting sued! lol.

figure this shit out! lmao. your fave person,moi', is getting sued! lol. but the funny part is why i am getting sued! yours truly is getting sued by the state of Florida ! and by my ex wife! for child support! nothing odd or funny about that. but, what is funny, is , i am getting sued for support of a child that isn't mine! what in the fuck is that shit about!?!? now, i am not the smartest man in the world, but, i did the math and , how can it be my child when her and i split up november 11, 2001, and the child is 2 years of age??? we haven't had sex with each other since september of 2001! now, i am no einstein, but, i do think this shit ain't adding up! lmao. so, i did what any guy in my position would do. i answered the petition and requested a paternity test! dna test , for those who need the small words! lmao j/k. and this shit is really starting to bug the shit out of me! both , the state and child support enforcement,have been told by her and myself, that i am not the dad! the guy she is with now is the dad! but, he is sorry and she don't want him to go to jail! he owes 10 years back support on another child!well, more power to them , i am gonna get the test , shove it in the states ass and tell them if they ever bring this shit to me again and threaten me with court over this child again, i will be taking off even more work and losing more money , and i am gonna sue them for harrasment! and then i will throw a big ass party cause i am gonna go for the gold! lmao. i will own the state office! lol. and everyone will be getting fired! lmao.anybody need a job! lmao j/k. well, as you can tell, this bullshit is pissing me off! i am losing out on well needed money, time out of work which is going on my work record,losing sleep, and getting more grey hairs! lol. but, i think it is all fucked up! what do you think????
as my heart lies bleeding ,in the sands of time not beating,i've come to realize you were the one.the one who lifted me up when i was down,made me a king when i felt like a clown,i still can't believe you're gone. i spent a lifetime in your arms, keeping my heart safe from harm,what will i do now that you're gone?this lonliness is killing me, a moment without you , i cannot breathe, you are the half that makes me whole. if you turn to say goodbye,i know i will surely die, i don't want to face this world alone. but , if you give my heart the chance it needs, to show you that i have reprieve, then we can both see a brighter day.but, if you must go i wish you well, i will watch our heaven turn to hell,and both our blue skies fade to grey!
lie down on the bed take off all your clothes!i kiss you all over, from your head down to your toes.i kiss your body and you start to quiver.you kiss my neck and my body starts to shiver!i take your bra off , unsnapping the latches one by one. you pull up my shirt,kissing my chest just for fun. i kiss you on your breasts,and suck the nipples as they are hard. i feel your breath begin to weaken,at this point you are sex starved! and you unbutton my pants ,unzipping the golden fly, i pull of your skirt, as i see the twinkle in your eye.and i ease your thong off,slowly with my teeth.stopping in midriff licking your clit , so sweet!as the thong comes off , i kiss up your inner thigh. and lick the tip of your womanhood ,and you begin to feel high!and you pull down my underwear so slowly and serene.kissing on my throbbing cock,making my body steam. and you climb on top of me , putting you juicy cunt in my face.we begin 69, here and now is the time and place. and i lick you ever so swiftly as you swallow all of my cock. and i begin to tongue fuck you and your body begins to rock! and i lick you even harder, burying my face in you , you begin to suck me faster,wanting to have me inside of you! and you begin to shudder ,and your body gets hot and numb. i stick my tongue in you and you scream"i'm gonna cum!" and before you do, i jump up really fast. and slide my throbbing cock in you,really deep and really fast. and your body shivers like you were convulsing. and i fuck you harder and throw your legs on my shoulders as the orgasm becomes impulsive. you expode all over me , you cum came out like a fountain,and i pull my cock out and aim to you and you suck me off and swallow my fountain. and i slide inside of you once more. to give you that feeling you still long for. and as we get done and we both are expelled.we lie in bed , me holding you . feeling love we've never felt!

the marriage!

as i look into your eyes , i am totally aware! of how i feel for you , a love without a care. you are my light,that lights my way back home. without you there, i would feel so alone. and as i make my way,down the golden mile, i see you standing there, at the end of the aisle. i hold my hand out ,and your hand touches mine.with this ring i thee wed, until the end of time.and as the preacher asks us, do you take each other? i look to you,and i could never see another. you are my life, the reason i am alive. i see a life of love , when i look into your eyes! and the ceremony is over, and the party it begins. i take your hand with a love that has no end.i take you to the floor,to dance the first dance. we are so lost in each other, our hearts full of romance. the rice in your hair,and the way you look tonight. you are such a dream to me,i am glad you are my wife.your hand is in mine, as the song begins. i fall even deeper in love,i never want this night to end. the party's over, and we are on our way. to start our life ,as man and wife. as our love grows everyday!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum/orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act?

the stalker! explaination

this story or poem was designed to make you think closely about who is around you and who you are talking to! always keep your eyes open and always be on your guard ladies! there is some freaky guys out there! i got the idea of this poem from a couple of movies i had seen that dealt with stalkers. i am not one myself. but, i have been stalked before. and it is an eerie feeling! this was wrote to make you think! take care!
can you see me? i've been watching you! when you undress, i peer through the window at you! i call your phone! hang up before you talk. from a distance, i watch you walk!i hang pictures, of you on my wall!although a picture,is all i hold, i see you out, my blood runs cold. knowing he, will be touching you. inside i die,when i watch you!when your not home, i go through your things.i touch your diamonds , and wear your rings!every part about you, i see in my dreams! i touch your panties, smell them deep and slow. sometimes i often , lose all control!so when you come home, and things aren't what they seem!don't shrug it off! it wasn't just a dream!

dedicated to my dad!

i know you are in heaven watching over me.through these teary eyes, i can still see,all the things you have taught me,how to always take the lead.if not for you, i would have been lost, to bring you back, i would pay any cost.just to see your smile again to tell you i love you a thousand times again. you would teach me right from wrong , made me learn those silly songs,and how to always stand alone. so how do i stand without you now? it is hard but, i remeber that it was you, the one who helped me see it through.when life got me down i could rely on you.you may never know how much i appreciate you.my kids are growing so big and look to me, the same way i did to you when it was you and me.i hope you can see the are a blessing to me, just like i was to you. i wished i could have stopped your pain, made you laugh when you felt the pain . although you hurt, you never complained.how i wish i could have you back again.but where you are is where you are needed , your job on earth has been completed .it is now my turn to do the leading. i thank god for those little lessons each day. as my kids come to me, i teach them the things you have taught me.and how to always take the lead, and to never let them see you cry. if you could only see my face , the look of love that will never be replaced.but i hold it back drying my eyes .remember never let them see you cry, and always tell someone you love them before you say goodbye! jack pardue 03/04/2007

sex sex sex!!!!

why is it all the women check out the sex stuff and novicely check out the love stuff? lol. just wantng to know. i have been seeing that pattern! let me know! and i thought you guys were all about finding love? lmao sex is good! i fuck like a porno star! lmao. but, i need love!let me know what you need!

things ! just things!

i am watching the grudge 2 right now! this shit is funny! lmao. i just typed this to see how many people would actually pay attention to blog posts! lmao. carry on my good people! lol.
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