Genu1deal's blog: "My wedding Story"

created on 04/05/2012 | http://fubar.com/my-wedding-story/b347457

posted on 05/08/2012&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;01:05&nbs-07:00;pm

A riddle for the day
http://fubar.com/a-riddle-for-the-day/b347457-1175618

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

A Last Name! HA get your mind out the gutter...but I will admit I like the way you think

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posted on 04/27/2012&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;02:04&nbs-07:00;pm

Just thought I would share with friends and family
http://fubar.com/just-thought-i-would-share-with-friends-and-family/b347457-1175058

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I'm in Vincible but life shows me I'm not.

People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before!

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it there.

And, so far, I havent been in Continent but...my travel agent says I'll be going soon. (Can't wait!)

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posted on 04/05/2012&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:04&nbs-07:00;pm

The wedding story
http://fubar.com/the-wedding-story/b347457-1173728

Okay it all started with a marriage proposal..... I am going to Fu Propose this is My Fu Marriage proposal...I promise to pimp only you, bling you with limited edition blings, HH, Special abilities, blasts and Godmodes till fudeath tears us apart...Do you think she will accep? Totally Rejected so I posted this next as my status cause I was broken hearted...I am FuEngaged. So I decided to FuMarry a70 years young FUBARIAN and I have the feeling the minute we take our Fuvows she will outlive me........from that point it went to this....OH WOW went to give me fu fiance the ring and her eyes rolled back in her head...the FU-neral will be tomorrow....and finally to this...Oh where is the Genu1deal Fu-Widowed button.......then finally this....My blushing 70 years young dearly departed fu wife had 6 ex fu hubbies before me. The 6 of us had to split her bling.