thunderlove real life wife of paulie wog's blog: "my peoms"

I -----SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special, I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know-I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.” II -----LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" III -----QUIET SEX Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, ”You're never home!" IV -----CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen". V ------WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 39th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband-Stiff At Last." VI ---NO SEX My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. VII ---- OLD SEX One night an 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92yr. Old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment...killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She said coolly, "Yes, your Honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex.....he could fly."

A mother's love is special, In oh, so many ways. She's there to help and guide you, Throughout the coming days. She's sad when you are crying, She's happy when you laugh. She's one that you can count on, When no one else is left. A mother has a special way, Of easing all your pain. She's warmth and understanding, Her tenderness remains. Don't ever doubt your mother's love, There's always more to give. Return the love that's shared with all, Then she will always live

God needed one more to fill the empty space, he looked around the hospital and saw your sweet face, when you stopped breathing, we knew you were gone, you went so peacefully, so we knew you chose the right home, we knew your skies weren't so blue, and the roads were getting too tough for you, but you fought that fight, and you did the best you could do, the best part was you didn't die alone, the day God sent you home.

. A good friend This guy was like a dad to me and a good friend Stanley C. "Robinhood" Wells "Robinhood" Wells February 5, 2007 Stanley C. Wells "Robinhood," 58, of Syracuse, died Monday evening, February 5, 2007. Born August 31, 1948, in Gouverneur and raised in Ogdensburg, he is survived by his wife, Tina Wells of Syracuse; and his children, Sean Wells of Syracuse, Matthew Wells of Poughkeepsie and Carolyn Riihinen, and one granddaughter, Genavieve Wilson-Riihinen, both of Freeville. Also surviving are his mother, Agathlyn Thomas of Ogdensburg; brother, Donald (Darla) Wells of Snyder, TX; sister, Sally (Peter) Gilbo; brother-in-law, Ted Williams, all of Russell, NY; and mother-in-law, Florence Little of Syracuse; several aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins in and around the Ogdensburg area. Stan is also survived by his former wife and the mother of his sons, Elsie (Thomas) Wells of Ocala, FL. His father, Clifford Wells Jr., and sister, Sherry Williams, preceded him in death. Stan was owner of The CB Shop located in Syracuse for over 20 years and a second location in Waterloo since 2005. He is well known by his CB handle "Robinhood" to many local CB enthusiasts as well as almost every truck driver who has passed through Syracuse. Stan also contributed to Layover.com as 'The CB Corner.' His development of many new and innovative products for both CB and amateur radio over the past seven years are known and in use across the country. Stan was able to do these things despite becoming legally blind in 1998. His accomplishments in life also include graduation from Ogdensburg Free Academy in 1966, a member of the 'Undaunted' class of the Salvation Army graduating at New York City, an officer with the Salvation Army in various locations, he also earned a doctorate in religion accomplished over many years at various colleges. He left the Salvation Army and started a business known as 'Robinhood Music' that sold 8-track tapes and cassettes and served small stores in Upstate NY, VT and NH. This later led to his greatest passion, the CB business. Stan also became a brother Mason raised in VT and remained a member of the Bethany Lodge #821. Until his death he was a past member of the Moose Lodge #814 in Ogdensburg. He successfully passed his amateur radio test in 2003, earning his 'Ham Ticket' call sign "KC2KGG." Although Stan was legally blind and suffered from diabetic retinopathy, Stan's final act of selflessness was the donation of his corneas for transplant in order to give the gift of sight to someone else. In keeping with his wishes, no funeral service or calling hours are scheduled; however, a wake will be held in his honor at the Liverpool-Syracuse Masonic Lodge #501 located at 608 Oswego St., Liverpool, on Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007, from noon until 6 p.m. with a Masonic service at 2 p.m. to be performed by his son and brother Mason, Sean Wells. Friends are welcome to attend to express their farewells. The family asks that no flowers be sent, but a donation be made to any of the following charities that touched Stan's life: St. Joseph Dialysis Centers, Diabetes Association of CNY, CNY Kidney Foundation, Organ Donor Services of CNY or the Salvation Army in honor of Stan. Going Home Go rest now precious one, Your life in eternity has just begun. Now you can walk, your legs are brand new. All of heaven is now in your view. Look all around,it's all in your sight, There will never be another dark night. Flowers and jewels, the street of pure gold,and all of the things that have been told. I can just imagine the smile on your face as you walk all around in that beautiful place. Greeting our loved ones as you walk along,while singing heaven's most beautiful song. This is so very hard,but it will all be okay,it isn't goodbye,we'll see you one day. We love you and we'll miss you and at times it will be tough,but as with everything,God's grace will be enough.

A Dear Bestfriend Like You From the time we became friends I started forgetting the past Because I know I’ve found All the best things in you. We have built a strong bond That no one an defy nor destroy It’s hard to consider mortal enemies before That now is best of friends forever more We also had encountered a lot of difficulties That make our friendship put to a test But both of said that no one must forget Eventhough were taking separate ways. I get confused when you’re getting angry It’s because of my foolish actions I do intentionally But how can you forgive and still love a friend If he always test your patient and push you to danger? Although I try not to cry I find it very hard to do Cause I’m so afraid to lose someone Especially a friend, so dear like you Hope you’ll give this fool another chance To prove that everything I do is true And I hope I can love and care more A true and dear bestfriend like you

RAINBOWSIf I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there

They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU This one is for my adopt bro I wish I knew if he was ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're from another mother, but you'll always be my true brother. I care for you as a real sister would, and you know that i'll always love you as best i could. May our friendship last forever; May I sail upon your sea. May we go through life together; May there always be a we. May I be your endless sky; May you breathe my gentle air. May you never wonder why Each time you look for me, I'm there. I will always be here for you, even when we are both blue. I hope i'll always have you, I hope our feelings for each other always remain true. I hope, for your sister, their is always a place in your heart, i pray that we may never grow apart. I love you as much as your baby sister could, and i love you as much as a baby sister would. May we share our special days, The happiness of one for two; And if we must go separate ways, Let my love remain with you!

My wonderful daughter, delight of my heart, I hope that you know you’re both lovely and smart. I cherish you dearly for the person you are, You have passion and caring that will carry you far. Wherever you go you’ll be watched by my love, And we’ll always be close like a hand in a glove. May the years treat you kindly, may laughter hold sway, And I’m here for you always if your blue skies turn gray.

Reasons Why Our love is the long lasting kind; We’ve been together quite awhile. I love you for so many things, Your voice, your touch, your kiss, your smile. You accept me as I am; I can relax and just be me. Even when my quirks come out, You think they’re cute; you let me be. With you, there’s nothing to resist; You’re irresistible to me. I’m drawn to you in total trust; I give myself to you willingly. Your sweet devotion never fails; You view me with a patient heart. You love me, dear, no matter what. You’ve been that way right from the start. Those are just a few reasons why I’ll always love you like I do. We’ll have a lifetime full of love, And it will happen because of you

Dear Mom, You said you'd always be there But you're nowhere to be found I can't believe you left me I feel so low beneath the ground There's nothing I can do now I trusted you with all my heart But now you're gone You're the one who tore my life apart I've learned not to trust There's nothing more to say You've lost someone special You can't get back each day Now you're the one left in the dark And all of a sudden you feel my pain You expect me to take you back But you still feel you're not to blame I could never forgive you Even if I tried You can never make up For the lonely nights I've cried You will never know the feeling Of losing the person you need the most To laugh and cry and love you Instead of making you feel like a ghost I've moved on with my life Without you by my side My pain has kept so long I'm telling you how I feel inside In a way I want to thank you Because of you I'm strong I just wanted you to know I didn't turn out wrong A Mother's Love A mother's love is special, In oh, so many ways. She's there to help and guide you, Throughout the coming days. She's sad when you are crying, She's happy when you laugh. She's one that you can count on, When no one else is left. A mother has a special way, Of easing all your pain. She's warmth and understanding, Her tenderness remains. Don't ever doubt your mother's love, There's always more to give. Return the love that's shared with all, Then she will always live.