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Lovey-dovey language - even your own - can be so corny it makes you want to puke. But researchers have found that it might actually serve a purpose: Pet names and code phrases pave the way to a playful, resilient, and satisfying relationship. One study on couples' "insider language" published in the Journal of Social and Personal Relationships reported that the more goofy names, made-up terms, and covert requests for nooky a couple used, the higher their relationship satisfaction tended to be.

The quantity of sweet or silly nothings you utter on any given day may be even more important than the quality, says Jamie Turndorf, Ph.D., a NYC relationship therapist. Studies have found that couples who maintain a five-to-one ratio of positive to negative communications are far more likely to remain happy. "Using nicknames and made-up language is an easy way to inject positive communication into everyday life," Turndorf says. In fact, it's probably the single easiest thing you can do to keep your relationship going strong.

Well what do you think?  Hmmm???

In no particular order ... enjoy I know I did! 1. Spray Air freshener on it every once in a while."websilk" 2. I am 8 kinds of horny (ok how many kinds are there?) "Pokesfab" 3. Just checked, my give a damn button is still broke "Death Wish" 4. Making money be back after it dries "Bull.chit" 5. Cranial rectumitis, do you have it? "Cannabal" 6. I am the highway so ride me "SepulNation" 7. Dear Jerry Springer, Today on Fubar... "Joey BagaDonutz" 8. When I said lets try the butt, I meant yours! OUCH! "Joey BagaDonutz" 9. Not a tease / catalyst for ur cravings "Two Souls" 10. I suck beer for dick money "Mystical" 11. Want a committed man, look in a mental hospital "CHERRYPOP"

I smell with one nose, an ancient black rose a memory lingering, briefly exposed. I see with two eyes, through shadows and lies, a secret revealing, wrapped in disguise. I hear with my hears, three falling tears, echoing softly, heightening my fears. I taste with my tongue, my panic's begun, four sides enclosed, melded as one. I touch with my hands, a sinister plan, five fingers discerning where I do stand. I sense with my mind, a thought so unkind, I'm trapped six feet under.... in a bottle of wine. taken from the back of the Sixth Sense Syrah wine bottle I drank tonight.

I came across this list and it was just perfect, so I had to share it: 15. What did you do to your hair? 14. Why aren't you married? 13. You're being irrational! 12. Your best friend is really hot! 11. Can I kiss you? 10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you? 9. You're cute when you're mad! 8. That's not the way my ex did it. 7. So how OLD are you? 6. You sound just like your mother! 5. Smile! 4. You sure you wanna eat that? 3. The "B" word -- ever!!! 2. When are you due? and the #1 thing to never say to a woman: Is it that time of the month??????? LOL some great advice here for the guys!