MaliciousVixen's blog: "MY LUVS!"

Assholes that think they know everything without even giving you a chance to explain yourself, people who keep the change without letting you give them what you feel is right for a tip, smokers that come in to my office to talk to me after a smoke break to ask me how im doing, arrggg, fucking tic tac break much? Bosses that yell so loud the nerve in their brain stays stuck on swoll, people who borrow money and never pay it back, SUICIDE as i consider it taking the chicken shit way out, flakes, bitches that wear to much war paint and bathe in strong ass tabu purfumes, shit talkers, people with bad breath, drunks that attempt to hit on you at a bar and do more spitting and stepping on your toes then trying to impress you, oh yeah and let me take a minute to tell you, the smell of mixed alki and piss just dont mesh well with the look into my eyes and let me buy you a drink routine! Continuing on, bitches that wont stand up to their man, the yes men, military boys that wanna fuck you so hard and forget you the next day, oh wait this is my peeeeves, scratch that ... lol, people that put the wrong adds up on items that i purchase, making me look like a fool when i purchase something, people that dont follow through, when i say no onion, i mean no onion! Back stabbers, the oh by the way i forgot to tell you types, snakes, cock~a~roaches! HYPOCRITES! Fuck faces that say, oh no its not, right after you have proven its so, team players that are only out for themselves that take credit for something you completed alone, myspace suckas that mistake my smartass'd way for fact, carnies, yeah you know the ones, when your at a fair they constantly pull at your arm, hey girl, you know you wanna play this game, or ride this ride, hey you fuck, if i wanna ride, it will be on the back of a harley or your face, but i sure the fuck am not going to ride some bullshit ride that has been put together with bubble gum and bandaides...wheeww, take some of those fucking tickets and by yourself some fucking chiclet teeth...I will say it before and I will say it again, NO GRILL, NO THRILL! ahhh ha ha ha, ( yeah its one of those days )! Guys that lead women on, you know the ones, oh i swear your the only girl for me and then not call you for like a week...and when they do, say some shit like, ok ok, i fucked her but i make love to you, broke fuckers that assume you will buy everything~ hense, if you aint got no money take your broke ass home! If your going to leave your wallet at home, well then leave your ass there too! Sissy~la~la drinkers when we go out to the bar, hello~mcfly, we are there for a purpose, so drink up! People who call and say ill be there in five minutes and dont show up for 2-3 hours, talkers that have this line of spit that runs between both their lips while they are talking, come on...i know you can feel that gooey shit bouncing between'em, wipe that shit, i wont mind, folks that say are you sure, right after i told them what i want, and last but not least, PEOPLE WITH B.O. ( body odor ) ho go home and wash outcha beaver! Oh yeah and that goes for you men too, nobody likes fum~unda, so if you want it played with, wash the willy!!!

My beautiful blue eyed daughter, the softness of her skin, the way she smells, her laugh, and her words, my hookie family, my crazy friends, good doctors, GOD and the power of prayer, shots, beer, lip gloss ( all flavas), reese peanut butter cups, victoria secret, bath and body works, torrid, lucky 13 clothing, hot topic, black eye liner, purfumes by cody, watching little kids chase after the ice cream truck, skaterboys ( cause of my bro ) music, dancing, burping expecially after downing a budlight...I know real girly isnt it, ( go fuck a goat )...lol, teasing and making fun of others to their faces, sex, making out, beaches, surfing, body surfing, boogie boarding, big bear, snowboarding, san diego, magic mountain, baseball games, nascar (live), my yukon, darts, fast cars and fast boys, putting my petal to the fucking metal, harley's, cherry limeaide from sonic, kissing someone with a red hot candy or peppermint in their mouth, jeans, t-shirts, flip~flops, parks, waterfalls, maui, walking barefoot in grass, running through sprinklers, yahoo chat, role playing...grrr...baby...grrrr, vibrators, smut mags, a few hot actors and actresses ( to many to name ) guitar players, tattooed boys with leather pants that say..."hey little girl wanna be my groupie for the night"...LOL, getting my hair pulled ( wink, wink ), doggy~style, froggy~style and occasional looking into the eyes, kissed while the back of my head is being held in the hands of a man, a guy that smells really good, you know the one that wears the expensive shit, not BRUT...(ewww), guys who take care of their teeth, getting tattooed from my favorite needle guy EDO, watching my friends get waisted and cut a rug on the dance floor, girls that know how to order a REAL drink, not a sissy la la drink when its their turn to by the round...heres a hint: order a shot or a jack and coke, not a fruity drink with whipped cream. Why? you might ask ( cause were at a bar not baskin robbins SUCKA)! sunglasses, tinted windows, myspace,catching up with friends from school, making new friends, money, jewelry, a few reality shows such as runs house, american idol, real world road rules challenge, the hills, yeah i know, i suck!, bubbles, going to the zoo, movies, nachos, caramel fraps from starbucks, cherry limeaide from sonics, popcicles on hot summer days, sausage and egg mcmuffins with grape jelly on the muffin, singing and dancing in the shower, cold aquafina, getting my hair and nails done and last but not least, SHOPPING! Wheew, im sure there is alot more, but who cares...LOL... ENJOY!