So, a few nights ago my brotha-from -anotha-motha came over to hang out and party, and he'd never been in my town, or partied with me.
We finished a 5th between us, and were sufficiantly smashed. He was a bit more smashed than i, since he never drinks
We decided to go to the bar, and were there for about 45 min before they noticed he wasn't wearing shoes.
So we went back to my house so he could get his shoes, and went back to the bar. We were there for 20 min before they noticed he was only wearing 1.
So I ran to the bathroom real quick, and when i came out, he was gone. I couldn't find him anywhere.
I walked around town from 1am-2:30am looking for him.
He had curled up behind a church and passed out. He wandered around the next morning until he found the bar then found his way back to my house....
We died laughing the next day while we were nursing severe hangovers... lol