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created on 07/02/2007  |  http://fubar.com/my-first-blog/b98189

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Things that irritate a sane person 1. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 2. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 3. It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. 4. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. 5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" 6. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. 7. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 8. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 9. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 10. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. 11. The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. 12. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. 13. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. 14. There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. 15. Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. 16. When you need a salesperson, you can never find one. 17. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. 18. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. 19. You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. 20. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it. 21. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. 22. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. 23. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. 24. You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. 25. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. 26. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. 27. You slice your tongue licking an envelope. 28. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. 29. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. 30. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

Your will enjoy it.

You can get chocolate whenever you want. Rank 39 (ΓΈ --- ) 1. "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother. 6. If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind. 7. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 8. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 9. You can have chocolate any time of the month. 10. You don't get hairs in your mouth when eating chocolate. 11. When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake. 12. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 13. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15. Good chocolate is easy to find. 16. Nobody thinks you'r weird if you buy chocolate.

A matter of great concern

Why a Jew can grow his beard in order to practice his faith But when Muslim does the same, he is an extremist and terrorist! Why a nun can be covered from head to toe in order to devote herself to God But when Muslim girl does the same she oppressed When a western women stays at home to look after her house and kids she is respected because of sacrificing herself and doing good for the household? But when a Muslim woman does so by her will, they say, "she needs to be liberated"! Any girl can go to university wearing what she wills and have her rights and freedom? But when Muslim girl wears a Hijab they prevent her from entering her university! When a child dedicates himself to a subject he has potential. But when he dedicates himself to Islam he is hopeless! When a Jew kills someone religion is not mentioned, but when Muslim is charged with a crime, it is Islam that goes to trial! When someone sacrfices himself to keep others alive, he is noble and all respect him. But when a Palestinian does that to save his son from being killed, his brother's arm being broken, his mother being raped, his home being destroyed, and his mosque being violated -- He gets the title of a terrorist! Why? Because he is a Muslim! When there is a trouble we accept any solution? If the solution lies in Islam, we refuse to take a look at it. When someone drives a perfect car in a bad way no one blames the car. But when any Muslim makes a mistake or treats people in a bad manner - people say "Islam is the reason"! Without looking to the tradition of Islam, people believe what the newspapers say.
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