Julzzzzz's blog: "my skribblings..."

Sooo, for those of you who are unaware...

Last week I went downtown Chicago, to record for an episode on the Judge Mathis show.

The gist...

My ex boyfriend owed me more than a little pocket jingle, so I sued his ass...this is the same jackass who cheated on me with the durdy skank & married her two months after I kicked him out. I had a signed contract/promissory note as well as other evidence. Since he is in the process of filing bankruptcy for other stupid decisions he has made, my options were fairly limited.

I am not big on huge public airing of my dirty laundry, but...this was means to get the debt paid. When you win on those dumb court shows, the show picks up the tab...guaranteed funds. Can't squeeze blood from a turnip, yanno. It required his cooperation, so I opted to 'catch more flies with honey'...needless to say, he cooperated. She decided to tag along as well, since their whole relationship/marriage is based on trust and all...she didn't want him to be in the same town as me without her supervision.

Since she has been nothing but a c*nt to me from day one, I opted to put my focus on her for the drama. I felt it was overdue. I really don't appreciate freshly squeezed lime juice in my newly gutted heart cavity. Apparently, I 'deserved it'...how does one deserve lies, betrayal, and deceit, when they're nothing but good to someone...AND their children? *confused*

Bonus that I got to call that skank a "fall down, sloppy, alcoholic whore" on tv! BWAHAHA. (I swore to tell the truth afterall)

Upgrade?!???? (the whore in the middle)

I held up a freshly printed copy of this image of her for the judge...and anyone watching to see. They weren't expecting that one...maybe someone should put the drink down. (and no, that is not my ex behind her..."a friend"....*wink wink*)

WIN-WIN for Julz!!! *patiently waiting for my check*

MANY of my non-fu/rl friends plan on DVR'ing the show when it airs (couple months-ish from now - the show will call me the week beforehand to let me know exactly when) Knowing my friends, I am pretty sure it will end up on YouTube. IF its not too embarrassing...there will be a part two on this blog.

One step closer to Cali!!! Woooohooooo