flippenfast's blog: "mumbles"

it seems like i'm only on the fu when i'm sad.

every breakup in the past few years has lead me back here.

it's not a bad thing. i'm not trying to be all emo. or overly sentimental.

 

just wanted to say. that even though there are TONS of assholes here (and perves)

there are a few nice people who always manage to cheer me up when i am down.

and i thank you for that dearly.

 

also. chat me up late enough and we can get frisky, 'cause i'm single now wooo. jk.

 

<3 - Monica

maybe i'm just taking this too seriously. but i don't think i am. if we have never exchanged words before. don't gift me a condom. please. it's not funny if i don't know you. or flattering.

Honest to god message I had to write to someone on fubar tonight: i'm not really into RANDOM pictures of strangers dicks in my inbox. so please. stay away from my page! you're creepying me out like woah. big deal. your cock is as long as a beer bottle. i'm not impressed with you or your tact. shoo fly. shoo. ~monica _________________ please boys. do not send me unannounced pictures of your wieners. i don't care how proud you are of them. i can assure you i won't be even slightly amused!

i was at breakfast this morning. and on the table were those little dairy things. you know. the ones you put in your coffee. (and really weird people drink straight up) what, you don't have friends like that? oh man. i do. anyways. my point here. is that they *somehow* don't need refrigeration. how is that possible? i mean. they are dairy, right? could we perhaps solve the worlds hunger problems by dropping those tiny thimbles of creamers on third world countries? bottom line. really. what is the deal with these things. how are they dairy? that is all from my randomness. for tonight. ~fliiiiiipppenFAST

so. i went to the beach today. and i'm curious. why do so many freaking guys wear board shorts now? i don't think it's very fair. we girls bare pretty much everything at the beach and you guys walk around with BOARDING shorts on. even when you don't freaking board. i'm not saying every guy should wear a speedo, but atleast wear something more form fitting. our boobs are hanging out there, our butts are clearly outlined. i wanna see some package through those shorts. just saying. tons of eye candy for the guys at the beach, but the girls are limited to just the chest. though, i suppose we do get to see tits and you don't :P this leads me to a sort of contradictory comment. guys. when your at the beach, atleast make it LOOK like you're checking out more then our bodies. honestly. i don't mind it when a dude is checking me out. what DOES bother me is when a dude checks me out and doesn't make eye contact. what the friggin' hell is that all about. uncool. anyways. i'm off to bed. just thought i'd ramble a bit. exoh ~M~

today started out pretty shitty. i woke up at about 8am because my younger sister was having issues with our shower. in her defense we need a new shower head badly. the little rotating 'pressure setting' swivel thing on top isn't working right and it decides to change settings on it's own...must be loose i guess. so. 8am. sound asleep until i hear her SCREAMING. i seriously thought something bad happened. like. i don't know. she fell and broke something? so i rush into the bathroom, throw open the door, to find her standing outside of the shower while the shower head is sending jets and sprays of water all over the place. so. obviously she does nothing but stand there. i jump in and turn the shower off. she's still got soap in her hair and looks to me like i'm going to fix the problem. usually i'm a pretty nice girl - and would totally atleast try to fix it....not that i'm a plumber or know anything about shower heads - but uhh, i'm quite savvy when i care. long story longer, i told her to wash the rest of her hair in the sink and that i would go out to look for a new shower head today while she was at school. when in reality, all i did was tell my mother to look into it. which she did, and totally got a new one. which i'm thankful for. but once i'm up. i can't get back to sleep. so. at 8am i called up my bff from HS megan and we went and had ourselves some breakfast. she was pretty pissed that i called and woke her up, but whatever. you know. i needed a partner to suffer with. by the time we were done eating things started to clear up...it was kinda hazy this morning. but it became beachable. so that's where we spent the rest of the day.on the beach, with some highly alcoholic jungle juice. played some volly ball with random guys who sucked horribly....met up with some other friends for dinner....and now here i am. i'm sure you all care about my day. hah. i don't know. i figured i should use this blog thinggy. peace. ~M~