Movie Quotes
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. When someone guesses correctly, cross it out.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Facebook page
1. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
2. Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
3. -A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
-Then I shall have to make you wings.
4. My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
5. With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.
6. -Voice confirmation required.
- Uhhh...
-[after the "uhh" echoes] Accepted.
7. You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
8. Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
9. -What's he into?
- High-end tech and low-end porn.
- You sure he's a guy? If it's a women, she could be my soulmate.
10. Some people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you... not anymore.
11. Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
12. -I want to do something for her... but what?
-Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep...
13. Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.
14. Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat
15. Don't call me past 11pm, it won't happen again. Happened once, it happened twice, it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six times, but it won't happen seven times.
16. Do you make sweaters, or do you kill people?
17. The ratio of people to cake is too big.
18. Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.
19. - The ancient male symbol was the blade, it's a basic phallus. It's still used today on military uniforms.
- Yes, and the more penises you have, the higher your rank.
20. Keeping people hopeless and pessimistic - see I think there are two ways in which people are controlled - first of all frighten people and secondly demoralize them. An educated, healthy and confident nation is harder to govern.
