BUGZNUTZ PIMP ME OUT's blog: "redhead"

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ... A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours. Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails. Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? A: Men always miss them. Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? A: She unties you.