Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You belive its true
but when your tummy starts to swell,
he says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
this never wouldn't have happened
if the rubber wouldn't have torn
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There was a young lady called Dawn
Who wished she had never been born.
She wouldn't have been
If her father had seen
That the end of his rubber was torn
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Once a pirate named Yates
Danced the jig for all of his mates.
He slipped on his cutlas,
And made himself nutless,
And now he's quite useless on dates.
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Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
"The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs."
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Mary Mary
quite contrary
bought a dildo
lost your cherry
bought another,
freaked your mother,
now you have sex alone.
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I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,
No more fucking dinosaur
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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