A Man Is No One's blog: "Rants"

There once was a bird who was having so much fun one summer that he didn't want to fly south when the other birds were ready to go. A day came though when the weather turned cold so the bird began to fly south. As he flew, an early winter storm struck and the bird froze as he flew and fell to earth in a cow pasture. Along came a cow who took a shit on the bird, and the warmth of the shit thawed the bird out, saving his life. The bird was so happy to have survived that he threw his head back and sang. Nearby, a cat heard the bird singing and came over, dug him out of the shit, and ate him.

Moral of the story:

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy, and not everyone who digs you out of shit is your friend. And if you are warm and happy you should just keep your mouth shut :p