Leon's blog: "Monkey Story"

You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? holster 2. Your significant other? um... 3. Your hair? Sexy 4. Your mother? Deceased 5. Your father? Deceased 6. Your favorite thing? redheads 7. Your dream last night? cheetos 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? bliss 10. The room you're in?office 11. Music? yes 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? gaming 15. What you're not? fake 16. Muffins? delish 17. One of your wish list items? security 18. Where you grew up? here 19. The last thing you did? laugh 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? history 22. Your pets? Spoiled 23. Your computer? sluggish 24. Your life? crazy 25. Your mood? stunned 26. Missing someone? yes 27. Favorite Store? wal-mart 30. Your summer? work 31. Like someone? yes 32. Your favorite color? blue 33. When is the last time you laughed? today 34. Last time you cried? saturday I am tagging: 1. princess 2. kim 3. kitty 4. smitten 5. red queen

Today was one a good day!!...The kinda day where everything went right all my jobs were easy and i completely resisted the urge to call someone a complete moron cause they unplugged their digital phone and it didn't work all wkd and it's MY FAULT....I knew it was too good to be true....Last job was fairly simple on paper...bad modem switch it out......ok no problem....I get there and switch it out and it works no worries....the owner and i chatted about gaming,rasslin and chinese food three of my fav subjects so i was actually having a good time at work.........as i stated before ....TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.....anywho...........he says Hey wanna have some fun?....at this point i should have ran like like lil richard going to a bologna factory.....and even as my scooby sense was screaming RUN YOU FOOL!....my inate sense of curiosity got the better of me so i had to see what he had planned....Did i mention the monkey?....ah well he has a monkey of the type i have no idea...i believe he said a cappuchino...but not sure.....So anyway the monkey... poor innocent Kong who was sitting on his monkey chair happily eating a taco...don't ask......was volunteered in mr.man's nefarious scheme.To scare his wife and mother in law......once again.....anywho......as i'm cleaning up mr mann gives Kong some alka seltzer which he happily chews on and immeditely begins to foam at the mouth...giving him the appearance of rabies....as his wife and mother in law pull up i sit on the couch as i KNOW this is gonna be good.....first in is the MIL who doesn't immeditely notice the faux rabies monkey..as mr mann is acting like nothing is going on....when suddenly.he screams at the top of hjis lungs...OH SHIT KONG HAS RABIES!!!!!!!!....RUN!!!!.....the MIL screams like she's on fire and breaks off at the speed of lightning...apparently a rabies ridden monkey is dangerous...can they get rabies?.....now mind you Kong is still on his monkey chair perch thingy and quite amused at the commotion....UNTIL...the mr mann's wife comes in with a broom and begins to smack him on his monkey head....have you ever seen a cappuchino monkey with foam spewing out it's mouth be ing chased by a screaming Woman ?...it's quite interesting to say the least....anywho ...she suddenly realizes that i'm sitting there calm as can be and laughing hysterically .......Hmmmmm.......Kong....who is perched on a chandelier and spewing monkey pooh left and right.....does NOT have rabies or bird flu...her fear soon subsides and she runs outside to give chase to mr mann who is peeking thru the window and laughing hysterically...and then the unexpected happened she came in and whacked me a few times as i was in on it also!......up to this point i was sure i'd seen everything....now.....clearly i'm about 90% sure i have......anywho to wrap it up....if ever in the course of your life......someone says.....Hey wanna have some fun.or my favorite....hey watch this!!.....RUN!!....DON'T PASS GO....JUST RUN!!!