Right so with that said lets get a few things straight. If you can't meet a few simple requirements then piss off:
0: POT!!! You don't want to know me without it
1: Honesty
2: Don't fucking lie to me
3: First rule of fight club is you don't talk about Fight Club!
4: I'm not looking for Miss right but if she lands in my lap I'll keep her.
5: I like sex
6: Don't lie and say its not a problem
7: When I tell you 3 - 7 times a day 7 days a week. I fucking mean it
8: Like I said I like sex rough kinky sex
9: I need you as a friend not some stupid bitch telling me what to do
10: You know what I'm talking about don't you
11: Not to say I don't want a girlfriend but most just won't do
12: I want you to hang out with your friends as much as I want to hang out with my friends
13: I'm not a breeder
14: Ohhh yeah you need to be flexible. If you can't deal with your ankles being tied behind your head you need not apply.
15: More or less if this is you so far things might work
16: If one of us or both of us isn't bleeding once its over then we didn't do it right.
17: Breakable girls need not apply unless you just really wanna be broken.
You know it seems to me most people don't take the time to get to know me.....Maybe its because I'm an asshole maybe baby I don't care but you should know a few things:
1 I'm not called the ball of sharp teeth and nails for nothing. Not a freak then don't ask you don't wanna know and most likely don't wanna look like you just had sex with a rabbid wolverine.
2 Yeah I'm an asshole but then again so is everyone else.
3 You remember the scene in The Devil's Advocate where she tosses off the robe in the church and is covered in scars and bite makes?
refer back to line 1
4 Yep I offended you.......Lets see get over it you are now existing on a world of text and images. A world that isn't quite so 3d. Can't take the fact that you're too big to be wearing that type of clothing? Refer to line 2.
5 Not into rough sex and freaked out by people that are then you don't need to talk to me. Refer to line 1,2 and 3.
6 Do I really need to keep going? I think so just to prove that some assholes can find line 7. Wheres it at I'm not sure but you'll have to look for it.
Right so read me.....Lots of people wonder whats up with the hasslegram....If you don't know this is a Hasslegram:
So now I'm going to tell you a story:
I talked to my friend David about making you my friend and this is what he said in return.
You tell that dirty fucking bitch she better act like she knows cause I'm about 60 seconds away from kicking in her door and about to show her how old school I am
Then after busting down the door I plan to lay some smackdown on her bitchass
Now after laying the smackdown I always get heated so let me show you what happens then
just think how nice it must be to be a pepsi.
Now I can't say I like clean girls so we'll just toss out the
I want you dirty dirty baby
And just so you know I wanna show you my Ohhhh face a head of time
I know you like bad boys so I'm gonna be a badass for ya
But after the fun is all over and its time to do the deed I just want you to remember this face
Thats right baby cause I'm
If you have any questions as to why I made this whole long assed picture story friend request please inquire
hereRight so if you get a hasslegram just get it that its my friend request. I rock out like that so either get with the picture and laugh at the hasslegram or be asssore because I sent you one I really don't give a fuck. Hope to see you as a friend soon.
Tre Stylez - Walking Dead
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| You scored as Desert Eagle. Desert Eagle. This... handgun... fires 7 .50 caliber bullets. Although powerful, it is not quite suited for battle because of it's large muzzle flash, extreme recoil, and limited clip capacity... but still, it's a .50 cal!
Glock 20 | | 100% | Desert Eagle | | 100% | 1911 | | 83% | Glock 19 | | 50% | Beretta 92FS | | 50% |
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| You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.
Bondage | | 100% | Biting | | 100% | Whips | | 100% | Blood | | 83% | Chains/Handcuffs | | 67% | Blind Folds | | 50% |
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Well looks like someone finally got it right,but does love for rough sex really make you the devil baby?
| You scored as The Devil. This card is all about viloent or sexual nature. believe it or not but the two things are related. You're traped in distructive ways. It represents the darker side of human nature
The Devil | | 95% | Judgement | | 90% | The Magician | | 90% | Death | | 90% | The High Priestess | | 85% | The Lovers | | 80% | The Hanged Man | | 70% | Justice | | 60% | The World | | 60% | The Empress and The Emperor | | 55% | The Fool | | 45% | The Moon | | 35% | The Hermit | | 35% | The Hierophant | | 0% |
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