Tequila Christmas CakeIngredients:1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugarLemon juice4 large eggsNuts 1 bottle tequila2 cups of dried fruitSample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour onelevel cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat onecup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is stillOK. Try another cup…just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.Break 2 1 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If thefried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.Cherry Mistamas!!
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