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They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they did not want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
'Git-R-Done'
Gurl I love you, Skraight up Fo'Sho. Or I wouldna told dem otha girls not to call me no mo. I knewed it was true, da first day I seenteded you. Why you thank I do, da thangs I do? Remember how I use ta wine and dine you, Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que. I gave you a bubble baf and fed you grapes. Dey was on sale that week, a dolla ninedy-eight. Romanic evenins after dark, Skreet light walks around the block. Like da very first time, you came ova to my crib. And you got all scared, cause that roach was on yo Timbs. I was right dare, wit a can of spray. To be yo Super Man, and save da day. I ain't even pay my light bill, so I can take you to da club..... Don't knock ova does candles and burn up my rug! And dat nite we made luv, for a long liddle bit of time. I hope you got yours, cause I Sho'nuff got mine. I woke up early and made you brekfas in bed. Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, o no eggs. Didn't have no cereal and was fresh outta milk, so we had some toast and some potada chips. I usta rub lotion on yo feet, and massage yo back too. when you lost one of your tracks I fount you some glue. Now what man you know, ever loved you like dis. So can u please take my name off that child support list?
What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.' Rebbecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.' Karl - age 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.' Chrissy - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.' Terri - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.' Danny - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss' Emily - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.' Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,' Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.' Noelle - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.' Tommy - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.' Cindy - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.' Clare - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.' Elaine-age 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.' Chris - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.' Mary Ann - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.' Lauren - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image) Karen - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this one 'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.' Mark - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.' Jessica - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the final one The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

SEXY CINDERELLA PICTURES

As you all know. Cinderella and Myself met on Fubar. She lived in NH and I live in Long Island NY. We fell in love before we even met in person. After a little while of talking to her on-line and the phone, I knew she was my soul mate. The first time I drove up to see her, it confirmed what we already knew. We were in love. It felt like we had known each other our whole lives.I drove 7 hours (each way) every time I went to see her in NH. I made 4 trips in the first 2 1/2 weeks. Stay for 4 days and come back to NY for 3 and then go back for 3 and come home for 4 etc etc...(good thing I own my own Business) She started getting sick and having panic attacks and not being able to eat when I wasn't there to see her. We knew what we had to do before she ended up in the hospital. I took one last drive to NH to go get her and we came back to NY and got an apartment together.
So now we live together and we couldn't be happier together. She is the best :D . I love her more then life itself. She is such a good person and Super Beautiful. She never posted sexy pictures of herself on here and didn't want to because, of of all the disrespectful ASS-HATS with their comments. Like I said She is the Most beautiful woman I have ever seen (and I have seen a lot of women. I'm the owner of My babe Space.com. She in my opinion is the HOTTEST one ever :D). She makes my heart melt. I wanted everyone to see how HOT she is SO we made a deal.....
She would take some pictures but I would post them on my page so she didn't have to deal with all the losers comments and trying to pick her up and hitting her in the shout box.
Sooooo , Here is a link to one of the pictures in my picture folder "My Sexy-Ass Girlfriend" Check them out. She is BEAUTIFUL and I LOVE her. Also Send her a friend request. She is #1 in my friends and Family list.
CLICK THE PICTURE TO SEE ALL OF THE PICTURES

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PLEASE RE-POST THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS. 1 GOOD THING CAME FROM BEING ON FUBAR........I FOUND MY CINDERELLA :D

The re-tarded Policeman

I think this guy pulled me over? Who knows they all act the same :D


OK, Here is the Question for you people. This guy wants his Money Back for the wedding Pictures because he says they didn't come out good. The photographer told him to smile but he didn't. So should he get his money back? If he would have listened and smiled... You would have been able to see him. Who's fault is it? The Photographer or the Tux getting Married :s
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