58 Year Old
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From Greenville, OH·
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Joined on February 19, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 13th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
58 Year Old
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Male
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From Greenville, OH·
Invited by: AngelOWNED BY L...·
Joined on February 19, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 13th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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58 Year Old
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Male
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From Greenville, OH·
Invited by: AngelOWNED BY L...·
Joined on February 19, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 13th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
Rectum stretcherFor those that haven't read this beforeWhile she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work. ''Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'"I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum Stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do? ''Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide. ''And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'Traffic Ticket $95.00Court Costs $45.00Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESSFor everything else, there's MasterCard
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