I have been online now for 4 months and I have to admit, I think I have officially seen it all. I am not here to say that I am perfect in anyway, however, I do feel that I am able to categorize myself into a "normal" category in life. I wish I could say that for some of the people online. I will begin by saying that I am a VERY PICKY PERSON. I have a lot of values, morals, and goals that I follow and therefore I will NEVER settle for second best. Also, I will never even allow anyone to come into my life unless I KNOW for a fact that they have these same standards in life. So...now, after being online for 4 months now, what I have came across has been quite entertaining to say the least. Again, I am very picky and I'm sure a lot of people will say that I am never going to find someone who will complete me, but I beg to differ. I am always up for meeting new friends to hang out with, however, you still must fall into my standards of life, and be a NORMAL person. As far as dating goes....I do not just jump right into dating someone. I know everyone has that BURNING question right now in their minds..."What is she looking for in someone else?" Well...to answer that question honestly...(this will get quite lengthly)

1. PHYSICAL APPEARANCE....people generally have a bit of a problem with this standard because most people believe that they are attractive. Now, I am not by any means saying that I am the most attractive person in the world, but I don't think that I am able to scare paint off the wall either. I do take care of myself and expect the same in someone else. When I say take care of yourself, I mean eat healthy, go to the gym, and use good hygiene. So, if showering at least once per day is not something that you tend to do, or if you think McDonalds makes the best food....please save yourself the trouble and do not try to talk to me. Also, I prefer guys who are bigger...NOW..just to clarify this one....If you weigh like 400 lbs or more, and are FAT...(FAT..as in big gut) DO NOT CONTACT ME!! I will probably lower your self esteem. ANOTHER THING...If you weigh less than me...DO NOT CONTACT ME..that to me is gross. I like guys who are bigger..as in muscular, toned, over 170....that type...ok..moving on....SMILES....I am a sucker for a nice smile...actually, I am starting to make it more a priority. I take very good care of my teeth. I go to the dentist every 6 months and I brush my teeth and floss 3 times a day. Always have and always will. So..if you are missing any teeth(the only exception is your wisdom teeth) or if any of your teeth are any other color than white, again, please move on. Look, people generally know in life if they are attractive or not. So the only way I can wrap this section up, is if you read this and look at my pictures, and then look at yourself and you can STILL be confident enough to think that I would give you a chance, then by all means, message me.....otherwise...take care..

2. CAREER...now, this is pretty short and self explanitory. I have a career...I have an education...I have goals...I want someone who has the same. Basically...if you work at some fast food restaurant, a retail store, or deliver newspapers for a living...please move on. I am not trying to sound completely rude, but again, I have standards I want met. I come from a very wealthy family and I guess you can say I have been spoiled my whole life. I went to school and got my BA in english and I now teach english at a local high school. I am very independent and I do live a high class lifestyle. I do not expect someone to make millions, but I do expect you to be able to hold your own. I WILL NOT be your bank nor will I give up the way I do things because you don't have enough money to go out. So....if you are educated and have a career...and category #1 fits you, please continue....OH...to the asshole who wrote me the message asking me how I can afford the house and car that I drive on a teachers salary...well there is the answer to your question...

3. PERSONALITY....ok...I cannot change someones personality. SO....if you are an asshole, dramatic, EMOTIONAL, or negative...move along. I don't want anyone with those personality traits...what I mean by these are...if u are an asshole u know it, so move on. If your life is full of drama, call Lifetime..they are always looking for new movie ideas...if you always think that life sucks...well it prolly does for you, so leave me out of it, cause my life it great! If you are emotional...I cry maybe 2-3 times a year unless there is a tragedy in my family. I have only cried during 1 movie and the only other time I usually cry is if I am in pain or you really piss me off. SOOOO...if you know that you cry more than me, I think you need to check your sexuality at the door and move on!!

4. MISC...If you are still here, that must mean that you fit into all of the other categories. I know that this whole about me probably makes me come off as a bitch, but I have pretty much had to rewrite this because I have to weed out the weirdos. As I said before, I am in NO WAY perfect. I have my flaws just like anyone else. I also will never allow myself to be involved with anyone whom is less than myself. I feel that is only fair. Being that I am a teacher and all, I obviously have a HUGE pet peeve with people who cannot spell or people with bad grammar. Now, I know being on a computer, you may just have a typo every now and then, but if I read something that you wrote and you misspelled the word, and the letters are not even near eachother on the keyboard, well, I really don't think it's just a typo. Also, just because I teach english doesnt mean I want you to impress me with your big words...so..if you dont know how to spell what you are trying to say, well then use a different word, but...referring back to rule #2, I want EDUCATED people and most people who are educated can spell..right?? RIGHT! Another thing...just because I am a teacher does not mean I am going to roleplay some kinky teacher/student roleplay with you. I value my career and I don't think that it needs to be brought into the bedroom...I certainly don't go to work everyday and then come home and feel like pretending you are my student! Thats just CREEPY. Oh, and while I am on the issue of sex....I WILL NOT send you nude pics, I WILL NOT have phone sex with you, and I WILL NOT "hook up" with you. DO NOT ASK!!! If I feel like breaking any of my own rules, well then that is my call. Also, please do not send me nude pics of you. I WILL NOT be impressed and I will probably laugh and hurt your pride. Ok..I am now hoping that I have covered everything. I truely am a nice person, but I feel like I have to make my point. I am here to make new friends....I hope you are too!!