Hoosier's blog: "Misc."

ALL RULES ARE NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toliet seat.You're a big girl.If its up put it down.I need it up,you never hear me complaining about leaving it down. 1.Sunday = sports 1.shopping is NOT a sport.and noI am never going to think of it that way. 1.crying is blackmail 1.ask for what you want.Let us be very clear on this one.subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Just say it. 1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.come to me only with a problem if you want help solving it.Thats what I do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem.SEE A DOCTOR. 1.anything i did six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1.If something I said could be interperted two way and one way makes you sad or angry,I meant the other one. 1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions neither do I. 1.All men see in only 16 colors,like default settion on windows in your computer.Peach,for example is not a color it is a fruit.Pumpkin is also a fruit.I have no idea what MAUVE is. 1.If it itches,it will be scratched.I do that 1.If I ask whats wrong and you say "nothing"I will act like nothing is wrong.I know you are lying,but it's just not worth the hassel. 1.Dont ask what I am thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting,guns,baseball,and shotgun formation during football games. 1.You have enough clothes. 1.You have to many shoes. 1.I am in shape.Round is a shape Thank you for reading the new rules.Yes,I know I will have to sleep on the couch tonight--but did you know I really dont mind.Its like camping.