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…Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a gooe one.
…Nursery rhymes. Simple, but entertaining around bedtime.
…SUVs. Awkward, but handy for carrying stuff.
…Pretzels. They’re harder to resist after a few beers.
…Bell hops. They usually come loaded with baggage.
…TV commercials. They usually last about 30 seconds.
…Cheesecase. It’s hard to keep them off your thighs.
…Outhouses. You can usually assume they’re full of it.
…Foreign films. Confusing, but at least there’s nudity involved.
…Little boys. They need to be fed, dressed, and occassionally spanked.
…Squirrels. Most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts.
…Shag carpet. Too fuzzy, but fun to walk on.
