Men are Happier
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays
put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can
never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is
your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
this one is just too icky.
You dont have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add
character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at
your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch
is practically expected.
New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds
flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she
can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in
public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your
face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even
decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys
all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one
pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas
shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are
happier!