MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King (love those cheesy tots..lol)
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Olive Garden
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. depends on the service
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. See answer number 2
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A.bacon
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Peanut butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbit
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 55
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 75
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Quincy Park at sunset
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. left
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. my smile
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My children...lmao
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. my hearing
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. don't know
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My 9 year old son
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no way
Q. Is love for real?
A. I'm sure of it
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Your Highness....lol
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Pink
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. yep
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. no
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. no
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. sure
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. hell no!
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yeah. i dont blog anyway
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. uhhhh....no!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I'd better get enough to cover the hospital bill.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Definately no
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. sure
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: twenty bucks
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: it's so stupid it's funny
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand..I only have a shower
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: yeah...I have three now..all male
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: at least seven
Q: Where were you born?
A. Columbia South Carolina
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: never
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A crack whore....lmao
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Sonshyne
Q: Last person you called?
A: Lisa
Q: Person you hugged?
A: my kids
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 5
Q: Color?
A: Pink
Q: Season?
A: spring..if it weren't for the damned allergies.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: yeah
Q: Mood?
A: tired
Q: Listening to?
A: my children fighting
Q: Watching?
A. the computer screen
Q: Worrying about?
A: Everything
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: this blog..lol
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: The Green Mile
Q: Do you smile often?
A: only when I'm smiling
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I'm very friendly
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: post it
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”
