NICK SMOKE's blog: "ME"

EIGHTY STUPID FUCKIN QUESTIONS Whats your middle name? ALLEN LYNN How big is your bed? I CRASH WHEREVER What are you listening to right now? JOHN HARTFORD What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 7640 What was the last thing you ate? PIZZA *FROZEN HAHA Last person you hugged? MY MOMMY last nite when i drunk as i ever got in entire night blacked out flipped out and broke my aunts window said i was kill myself and got really fuckin crazy How is the weather right now? i haven't been out for a minute.... its nice its spring Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? moma What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? ta ta's Favorite type of Food. food sucks it cost money Do you want children? whenever i get drunk fucked up and i fuck some chick is probably when i'll have kids Do you drink? haha Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? yes and thats when the bad shit happens.... dirty nick Hair color? dark brown Eye color? hazel Do you wear contacts/glasses? i should but i don't nearsighted Favorite holiday? 4th of July0000blow up shit while your drunk Favorite Season? spring Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? yes Last Movie you Watched? benchwarmers What books are you reading? does Maxim count? none... and maxim is kinda GAY Piercings? none had eyebrow and ear at one time then i took a chain and connected them... NOT Favorite Movie? I GOTTA LOT OF THEM HOW CAN U LIKE ONE MOVIE MORE THAN ANOTHER Favorite college football Team? BADGERS WE NEED STINKIN BADGERS What were you doing before filling this out? TRYIN TO HOLD MY HUNGOVER HEAD UP Any pets? 1 FLUFFBALL THE SHITRAT Dogs or cats? CAT here kitty kitty i got some peanut butter Favorite Flower? probably NO FLOWERS ARE GAY WHO WROTE THIS DAMN SURVEY Have you ever loved someone? its a human emotion i'm in love with the chick down south but she don't know me.... her pic is in my comments.. she thinks i am a drunk idiot ROFL Who would you like to see right now? the end of my hangover.... this bitch who ripped my heart out shoved it down my throat then took it out of my poop and put it back in my chest Have you ever fired a gun? yes Do you like to travel by plane? no ears pop like mo'fo if you gotta fly it ain't worth goin Right-handed or Left-handed? well i am right handed but i whack off with my left....... who knows If you could go to any place right now where would you go? down by the river Are you missing someone? aren't we all Do you have a tattoo? yes a little cross some whore gave me Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? no, i watch them at night ADULTSWIM Are you hiding something from someone? not that i know of i am not like that.. i wish i had some bud to hide from the cops ARE YOU 18? exactly 18? what the fuck WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? badgers DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? i punked out drinkin vodka FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? what the fuck did i do to myself and how the fuck did i get here WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? i crash whereever didn't i fuckin tell you that GRILLED OR FRIED? food sucks IT COSTS MONEY FUCK N'A GET A LIFE but i like to be fried sometimes WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? that i don't give a fuck ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no-- i told you whoever wrote this survey is gay FAVORITE HANGOUT? the river you fuckhead you should know that bye now FUCK 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? river/booze/handjobs/blowjobs etc....i could go on and on FAVORITE SONG? oh jeezzzz fuck off already are we done yet WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? gettin jumped while i am out walkin late at night AND GETTIN SHANKED ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? give to take take to give take and give are pretty cool WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? dirty nick , old dirty nick, nick smoke. negative nancy, nancy, and so forth WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? bullshit WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? ann -she is the shit STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? a good lookin woman with a pussy that never goes dry FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? fuck advertising again, proof that whoever wrote this survey is gay WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? virgin mobile cuz i am a virgin FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? booze and smokes. and survivors i see Whats your favorite color? blue--- but the blue man group can fuck off they are ruinin blue WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? smokes WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? radio broadcaster still do WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? i think damn how are the odds of lookin at the clock at that time THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? WHAT THE FUCK I CRASH WHEREVER IT COULD BE ANY COLOR WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? THIS BITCH I MENTIONED EARLIER AND WHY SHE ISN'T THERE SUCKIN MY DICK OH BY THE WAY YOU STILL DON'T KNOW ME

GIVE U GIVE THIS LOVE IT FUCKIN FALLS AND RISE YOU TOUCH THE SKIES YOU START TO FLY BUT IT ONLY GOES SO HIGH THEN U REALIZE U ARE GONNA DIE LOCK UP THE HEART WITH IMPERVIOUS KEY SWEAR TO NEVER LET IT FREE BUT IT PUNCHES YOU IN THE EYE WHEN U AIN'T LOOKIN OPEN THE HEART U KEPT CLOSED SO LONG THINK THAT YOU ARE FEELIN STRONG BUT YOU CRASH AND FUCKING DIE

DEAR ICP FANS........ OK I AM A LITTLE TIRED OF YEARS AND YEARS OF YOUR BEHAVIORS...... ICP IS THE BEST EVERYTHING SUCKS AND EVERYONE WHO DON'T LIKE EM IS YOUR ENEMY.. WELL GUESS WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD RAN AROUND A ICP FAN THINKING THEY WERE GONNA GO TO SHANGRILA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK??? THIS WORLD WOULD SUCK ASS. DO U NOTICE YOUR BEHAVIOR IS CULT LIKE?? YOUR BEHAVIOR PUSHES YOU AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER... I REALLY QUESTION IF THESE ARTIST IN ICP EVEN CARE.. BUT AT LEAST IT MAKES THEM RICH.. HA.... OH AND YOUR ARGUEMENTS LIKE ICP IS UNDERGROUND . WRONG HAHA THEY PLAYED AT WOODSTOCK FOR CHRIST SAKE. GET SOME HELP OF COURSE YOU DO NOTICE THAT THIS ARTICLE IS CALLED EDITORIAL SO THIS IS MY OPINION .. I'VE HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO WERE SO CALLED "JUGGALOZ" AND I HAVE TO SAY THEY WERE NOT FRIENDS FOR LONG. LMMFAO ICP IS BY FAR NOT THE BEST RAP GROUP EVER AND YA'LL CAN'T EVEN ADMIT THAT AND ICP..... I SEE PEE HAHAHA AND FAYGO CHANGE A LETTER OR TWO IT SAYS FAGYO!! HAHHA AND HATIN ON EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THEM ISN'T GONNA GET U ANYTHING BUT A LIFE OF TRYIN TO PUSH IDEAS AND SHIT ON PEOPLE WHEN PEOPLE JUST WANNA DO WHATEVER THEY WANT NOT HAVE MUSIC OR "RELIGION" ((AS ICP HAS TRIED TO CREATE IN THERE MUSIC)) PUSHED ON THEM LMMFAO SO KEEP ACTIN LIKE HAYTERS AND KEEP PUTTIN ON FACE PAINT LATE INTO YOUR THIRTIES SO WE CAN ALL LAUGH AT U. GOD KNOWS ITS ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME. BUT JUST REMEMBER I THINK ICP MUSIC IS ALLRIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I THINK I AM GOING TO SOME DARK CARNIVAL AND GONNA DIE AND GO TO SOME PLACE CREATED BY A COUPLE OF DEUSCH BAGS TO SELL RECORDS. HAHAH I JUST THINK ITS A LITTLE RETARTED. AND YOU PEOPLE HAYTIN ON PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE THEM OR ARE NOT LIKE YOU IS JUST ADDING TO A FIRE THAT RUINS OUR WORLD. THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING HAVE A NICE DAY