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supergurl07's blog: "me!"

created on 10/24/2011  |  http://fubar.com/me/b344300

guys lame pickup lines

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. 
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! 
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. 
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! 
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? 
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

i died for love!

Every time i turn around your not there cant you see me or am i just air. I've tried to get your attention but all you do is ignore me guess you don't love me. Now i will move on I'll hang myself with a rope..daddy got home late he looked at me from left to right and cut me down there was a note...dig my grave, dig it deep,dig my grave from head to foot, and on the top put a dove and remember this i died for love!

quotes

I am not bound to win but i am bound to be true,i am not bound to succeed,but i am bound to live u to what light i have i must stand with him while he is right,and part with him when he goes wrong.


Lifes what happens when your busy making other plans!!

Time is never wasted when your wasted!!

and in the end, its not the years in your life that count its the life in your years!!

i do not like work even when somebody else does it..

lifes tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise to late.

love beings with a smile,grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

there is love of course,and then theres life, its enemy.

lifes a bitch and then you die so fuck the world lets get high!!

lifes a dick when it gets hard fuck it!!

love is friendship set on fire.

there is only one happiness in life,to love and beloved.

love is a never ending feeling.

we sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future together.

love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

love is like an internal flame, once it is lit, it will continue to burn for all time.

love is smiling on the inside and out.

proof that gurls r evil

Proof that girls are evil:

first we state that girls require time and money.

girls=time x money

and as we all know time is money

time=money

therefore: 
girls=moneyxmoney=(money) squared

and because money is the root of all roots

money=squareroot evil

therefore: girls=(squareroot evil) squared

and we are forced to conclude that:

girls=evil

poems.

#1
A friend is someone who we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty,joy,and grace
and makes the whole world we live in
A better and happier place.

#2 what you are to me

I am a rose, you are my thorns,
clutching to me,protecting me.
I am the sun,you are my rays,
helping me to shine and to be all that i can.
I am a lake, you are my water,
filling me with ideas,dreams,and hopes for the future.
I am a tree,you are my leaves,
sharing who and what i am and becoming an important part of my life.
I am a heart, and you are my beat,
beating rhythmically to my happiness,my fear,my sadness,my excitement.
I am me and you are with me,
to share all that i am,to share life,love, and happiness ALWAYS.

#3
Standing by,
all the way.
Here to help you through your day.

Holding you up,
when you are weak,
Helping you find what it is you seek.

Catching your tears,
when you cry.
Pulling you through when the tide is high.

Absorbing your voice
when you talk.
Standing by when you learn to walk.

Just being there,
through thick and thin,
all just to say,you are my friend.

me duh..

ok so....im here to tell u about myself.....that way u know me when u talk to me ha! well anywho ima easy going gurl down to earth love to have fun and hang with my friends. i love watching movies and listening to music. anything is fine by me :) i love playing video games my favorite system is 360. i like to play call of duty and halo. but will play anything as long as its interesting. i like shooting games relieves the stress :P. 

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