Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in
the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a
new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they asked him,
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend,What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my
alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: "Fishing or Sex?"
and she said: "Wear sun-block."
