Slippin Slide Productions's blog: "MANDINGO"

L.O.V.E

LEGS OPEN VERY EASILY

Just imagine if you found real love and then discovered sexually, they was cripple. That might sound like a joke, but with some of us (men and women), if we can't fuck you might as well be cripple. But who can really say they would look at a man in a wheel chair and accept his hand in marriage. I don't think it is too many people that would entertain the thought. Now i am not cripple in either category, but here lately i have really committed myself to acting like it. I don't really have to much to say to the opposite sex and i damn sure ain't turning to the other side of the plate. I am surrounded by skittles (gays). It done got to the point i can't even tell the players by their uniform or scorecard. So what i do now a days is put my money on sure things, their mind. I can do without sex, the same way a physically challenge person would accept their status. No brains – no commitment or heartache. I keep my shit in my pants and wait until later, “wink”.

Why i am committing to mental sex (conversation)? Because love and sex has become a crap game. You roll for a while, win, win, not knowing when or expecting to lose, so before you know it your addicted for however long your luck is lasting. Then it hit you. you crap out. Recovery time for some people don't end with simply walking away and chalking it up in the lost column. No you got to go through all the mental, verbal and phone gangster shit. I hate hearing, i am going to do this when i see you and i bet not see you with no one else. So that puts one on paranoid alert. Personally, i haven't played that game lately, because i don't eat where i shit. I rather use my eyes to eat whats on the menu. It is a lot safer to think of what i could do with her then to actually witness it. You don't know what type of cargo she come with or whoever is still in her corner, she will conveniently forget to warn you about.

Women (sometimes better known bitches) or just like men, (majority of the time are dogs), they get down for their grind or to pump up status with their hood rat crew. They want that 15 minutes of fame to level their popularity. It don't even matter if her new name is whore or slut, just fuck me and pay me. That is her motto or slogan, until that doctor tell her she is now a failed member of that alphabet community (HIV). More then likely denial (don't even no i am lying) will become her best friend. Her disease will rank up there with her number one lie, i am not married, i am single. I don't have a boyfriend, but she forgot to mention she has a girlfriend. I don't have nothing, she probably right. She broke as glass on the ground, but she won't ever admit she infested. I guess it is up to you to find out from the doctor.

Me myself i am a freak for a some shiney lips, long legs, cute toes peeping through some peep toe stilettoes. Now with a resume like that, i have learned not to just stop there. That is just part of the grades i am looking for on her report card. I want to know EVERYTHING that might get me in a traffic jam, with a bunch of cars with flat tires. Now a days i have a grocery list. If i am going to go shopping for a female i might as well take a list with me, so i don't miss something and find out i should have had it in the cart, because now i have to make a second trip. Time consuming is not my idea of a chore. I shouldn't have to go through that stuff of investigating like i am so type of detective, but i better. I better, because after i finish peeling back all the layers on most women, i don't know where to cry or pray for them. They come fully equipped with bullshit. So far i have ran into so many that will use this famous worldwide statement, you haven't ran into the right one. Well do i have to wind up mentally insane from sampling all the ones before you?. And how do i know i will ever run or accidentally get hit by her love bug car? Big question that i don't think too many woman really have the answer for.

I have heard so many places i ought to be in order to meet the right woman, i wonder why some of them haven't took their own advice after i examine their life. They might be happy or just conditioned, but i am not them. I refuse to settle for anything. Just cause she smiled and said i will do you right, it shouldn't have to be from some chick, who could eat corn through a picket fence (fucked up teeth), could pick up two nickels after she dropped a dime, she that cocked-eyed (no offense because i am myself) or couldn't hold a conversation, even if it was in her pocket. Now i know some people that will praise god for their backyard pets, well i thank god i am not settling for that. Yeah i have been in the company of ugly woman, but i really don't think i want to wake up through eternity with one. Sometimes i believe that might be what is good for me, but i am shallow when it comes to that thought. I don't appreciate playing games with a woman i know i don't want and i know it is definitely someone out there for her, just not me. I refuse to be selfish.

Hell no, i am not going to church to find a woman. I suppose to be there to praise god not put in applications for some pussy. Most of them got the word confused if they both their for that purpose. Then they wonder why the relationship won't work. Like that saying goes and i know why the biggest freaks sometimes are found in church and we can't forget the night club. I refuse to pick up a woman in a club. Every time i did that i found out quick, i had a nut, i just didn't know what type of nut i had. Mostly after working in clubs for 20 years, i have come to learn it is not the music that make them forget who they are, they never knew in the beginning. Just cause she got the fancy hair-do, fine clothes and the right assets to get the attention, it won't spell a happily ever after relationship. Mostly how and where you meet your woman mostly will be the same way or place you will lose her behind or to someone.

I am glad i grew out of them days where i thought love was an acronym: legs open very easily. From them experiences i have discovered nuts, who squirrels would avoid, low self-esteem that eventually will become contiguous if you aren't careful, pathological liars, who have more stories then library and the bible or baggage handlers and they never even been on a plane. That is just the injustice you face when you lay down with some women excepting something to turn out different. I personally in the end wind up learning nothing has change for getting something strange in exchange. The worst thing is thinking just cause she look good she is good. Mummy pussy, no skills, stiff as a board, you imagine it and believe you me it is not unlikely to experience that saying what glitters isn't always gold.

Wow what a difference time makes. I was use to be on this site heavy and then i started noticing the change, so i said, maybe it is just me and then i said it can't be. So i broke out for a minute. But me the type of man that don't like to give up on something decided to come back. this time i told myself, make a new profile and just advertise, what can it hurt? Well personally speaking nothing can hurt me, but i can't say the same for everyone. the more i run into people on all these different sites, i find them using more filtering efforts to find sensible people to socialize with, it shocked me. I can't blame them, look what most of the people on here have to offer, stupidity, games, ignorance, no social skills and a lack of home training. This is the same way they apply to socializing on the street. Being on this site makes it easier for them to get away with shit without suffering an ass whipping. People sites like this one has become infected every second that passes by such human viruses. Unfortunately, because this and every other site don't require a lie detector to prove all the information fed to these site is true, is the main reason for assholes to reveal to the world exactly who they are. In actuality they are too simple to realize they are in fact hiding behind the screen. Their Dumb asses swear they are the biggest and baddest people walking this earth.

It is so ignorant for men to get on here and show off. Women have told me personally the reason why they really don't want men on their site or communicate with most men, is because they are tire of being fitted with all the other women, who accept the ignorance just to feel accepted. Not all women are bitches, sluts, or want to fuck every man that pop on their screen, if they want to fuck at all. Most of the men, probably wouldn't even state half the shit they say on here to a woman in person. Majority of the men are on here living a lie anyway. This is a way for them to transform from Clark Kent to stupid, i mean Superman after they go in and come out the phone booth. That just proves they aren't even worthy to someone in your physical life, such a waste of sperm. Too bad for me, i see these type of individuals in my everyday life every second of the day. It is just not one person, it is too many of them to waste time trying to count.

Women are multiplying and turning to each other, because they can't turn to us men. And for the woman who want to turn to us, they have not a clue who to pick. Shit most of the men are great at living a double life. Eventually their whole world will become so transparent. Then they have to move on to a more unsuspecting low caliber of women, they consider stupid, because she allow him to be himself. About then you figure they would've learned it been time for them to grow up, but i guess the game is too fun to them, not being real or being the person they could be most women would fall over if they had the chance.

I personally have been stereotyped for the simple fact, i am a man. I don't get over or underlooked. I get put in the same kennel with all the other mutts. I am from a pedigree that has a lot to offer because i have experience a lot, learned to keep what i need and put the rest of it away and apply as needed. Women haven't lied, a good man is hard to find. Sometimes a man period is hard to find. Either they gay, locked, dead, or just haven't grown up yet. I don't think to many women want to raise a grown ass man, especially if they already have grown and successful men children of their own. That is a total smack in the face, having to re-raise a man that should had came fully equip. fully equip just don't stop with the dick. If that is what keeps you men thinking you are suitable choice, you have a lot to learn.

And women you are just as much the blame for settling for anything or Mr. Right now. I don't blame you for switching sides, it might be the only choice you have, if things get any worst. But for those of you who think love is someone beating on you or mentally stomping you out, you have a lot to learn also. That cycle shouldn't have ever started and if it has; then you need to step up your game and refuse to accept it. If he call you a bitch once. Then that is exactly what he think you are and will refer to you as such then using your given name, when he talking to his friends about YOU. Women don't let men insult you and you think it is love. Personally, it is his form of L.O.V.E and he happy you don't know the difference between emotional and the term L.O.V.E, which mean he glad your Legs Open Very Easily, no matter how he treat YOU!!! Don't let no man throw piss out the window on you and then try to convince you it is raining, so you should buy his umbrella. For real for real it ain't even going to shield you from his bullshit.