On our last vacation, Mrs. Professor and I saved some
money by staying in a cheap hotel. Just as we were
falling asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress
springs and a banging headboard from the next room.
At first, the amorous couple amused us.
After five minutes it had lost its charm.
After ten minutes we were a little annoyed.
After fifteen minutes, we were just plain ticked off,
as it was keeping us awake.
After half an hour we were incensed!
After an hour we were pretty damned impressed.
