ATTENTION ..... BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL .......
I'm not here to cyber .... I dont know HOW to cyber .... I dont know enough good words on either side of the keyboard to type one handed .....

DONT OFFER ME LESSONS! ... lmao ..

This "Idiot filter" brought to you by "Oh hell No he didn'" .................

Look ....... I'm here for fun .. and laughter .. and to spread just as many smiles as I can .... Thank you to those I've met ... and HI!!! To those I've yet to meet ....

The A-Z List of Me: Ambitious; Benevolent; Charming; Dedicated; Easy-Going; Flirtatious; Gentle; Homebody; Intelligent; Jovial; Kissable; Loving; Monogamous; Non-Judgmental; Open-Minded; Playful; Quick-Witted; Romantic; Subtle; Talkative; Unassuming; Versatile; Wonderful; Xtraordinary; Young-At-Heart; Zestful.

I'm an action packed adventure, with a concrete lasting impression! I'm a fun magnet member of the Belle Tribe, I'm a loufah scrubbed, Toe Painted, vapors havin, parasol holdin, sweet tea drinkin, smile provoking whirlwind!

I love laughter .....I have just a "twist" of attitude .... If attitude scares you ... hit ESCAPE now .. trust me ... NO REALLY ... It's not a bad attitude :)

Please pay attention here .... I'm Voluptuous ... Rubenesque ... BBW .. Whatever you wanna call it! ... but have been told .... God put it all in the right places . ;) I'm not model material ... If you're lookin for "Barbie"..... You'll find her in the toy aisle at Wal-mart (And she cant stand up by herself unless you poke a stick in her ass! ..)

I'm 1/2 Cherokee and 1/2 Irish . I have an inner peace others would kill to achieve ...and am Happy and Smiling all the time! I love to laugh and spread smiles wherever needed .... I'm the "giggler" in the crowd .

I love beaches and stars and rainbows and anything to do with nature!

Yes .. I LOVE SPORTS! Baseball..football and UT FOOTBALL!!!
Nascar.. (I'd wrap my A55 in fencing if I thought TONY would CLIMB IT!!! GO TONY!!! .. haha)

I've never been to the ballet or the opera I always figured they'd throw me out for either giggling at those tight lil pants or snorin (I dont really snore) .. or maybe I do .. maybe it's one of those cute lil heart tugging sounds that just tilts your soul (Good save huh??) .. lol

I'm currently single by choice .. as I believe at some point .. I'll get hit by the Fireworks truck yet again .. and watch as sunsets explode into futures of happiness! .. You just wait .. it'll happen .. and I'll be REAL glad I was so picky!!! .. .(I hope ..... ) .. LOL

Now... as for the one I'd like to meet... I'm looking.. first and foremost.. for Intellectual conversation.. (stop laughing.. it could happen)... a sense of humor.. (you'll need it to stick with me)... and be able to look at the stars... lake side... for hours... Just for starters....

Just be yourself ... with the ability to smile often.... and communicate always ... I mean.. hey ... one blink for yes.. and two for no .. will do ... ;).. Breathing would be nice ....lol

You've read this far... you already know I can throw a joke, talk your head off.. and giggle at the drop of a hat... get use to it! ;) ...

Please... for the love of God, walk upright!! ... Chew with your mouth closed ... and do NOT observe the 3 second rule in a restaurant!.... lol

Let's start in conversation ... without a list of 20 questions ... get to know who I am ... who I really am ... and then ... we'll ride the waves life sends us!! ..

I am as fun as you might think ... spiritual yet not religious ... Can be funny .. or serious (tho rare) ... Will take a bullet for a child ... or kitten ... or .. (yeah .. just about anyone) lol ..

Just basically looking for a "Peaceful Existance" ... the "mundane" walks ... the "quiet" times .. the "not so quiet" times .. (hehe .. lol) Does anyone else miss the cuddling? ...

I can even bait my own hook!! .. :D .. I'll even take it off the hook .. and put it on the stringer ... or live well .. which ever .. but if you leave me to clean them .. You're gonna go HUNGRY! ... LOL ...

Now .. If I've left you with a smile ... more the better! .. I fully believe the mark I'll leave on this earth ... will be in the shape of a SMILEY FACE!! .. :D