Cupcake's blog: "MADlibs."

Deep in the rainforests of snipulosis seven lives a baby flabberbabber named gigglepiss . gigglepiss loves pissing in the trees and eating sauteed beef shank cocktail all day long! gigglepiss 's family helps to watch for garboly predators like mome wraths . It can be very fary living in the forest, so everyone watches out for everyone else. But one day, gigglepiss wandered too far away from the others while playing. " poop pow! !" thought gigglepiss . A(n) hairy tird brown tuna fish lurked behind a tree, and wanted to have gigglepiss for dinner! But gigglepiss 's mother came to the rescue, and scared the tuna fish away! That day gigglepiss learned that when you're a baby flabberbabber in the forest, you better stay close to home. After such a(n) rifftacular. day, gigglepiss fell into a deep sleep that night, and dreamt of playing again the next day!

"balls! !" said gigglepiss , "I forgot to tell cupcake where I live! I hope she/he can find the way!" But it was too late. cupcake was already lost deep in the slappy forest. "What do I do?" cupcake questioned out-loud. But only a/an flamingo on a stump nearby seemed to answer. It made a loud fapp and cupcake sharted . It was growing dark, and gigglepiss was growing scared. When all of a sudden, from behind a tree came a sound like dingleberries melting ! It was the wombat that lived under gigglepiss 's porch eating its jizcakes ! cupcake cleverly decided to follow the wombat back home. Later, cupcake said, "If it wasn't for the wombat , I would still be scarfing around in the woods!".

cupcake and gigglepiss were taking a ship from New York City to snipulosis seven for their summer vacation. While they were playing cards one night, an ewokish storm rocked the boat for hours. cupcake hit her head and fell overboard! " balls!! " cried gigglepiss . But cupcake was sinking! How ever would she survive? cupcake woke up suddenly and saw water and snorks all around. "How dangerous!" she thought. cupcake needed to breathe, but was too far from the surface. Her chode was caught in seaweed! Just then, a platapuss quickly came to the rescue! The platapuss took cupcake in its mouth and pulled her up for air. It made a kablow! and swam away. "That amazing creature saved your life!" shouted gigglepiss as fif sailors threw cupcake a life saving fart .

Copernicus Four hundred years ago people knew little about our lumpy universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire beef broth and that the sun and all of the assicles revolved around it. But then a/an cakesakian named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the eatball one times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Blackhead, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sloppy telescopes, which was invented by Gigglepiss. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of minced meat stuck on each end of a/an tuna casserole. In 1600 an Italian foot waxer named Galileo expanded Copernicus's farty theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was craptastically arrested. After flopping for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to glop.

Father Goose Rhymes Old Mother Hubbard went to the game To get her saucy clitoris a bone. When she got there, the penis was ballish And so her whoreish dog had none. Jack and Jill went up the slutcake to fetch a/an assbasket of water. Jack fell down and broke his toenail, And Jill came tumbling after. There was a little girl and she had a little curl Right in the middle of her weiner. And when she was motherfucking, she was very, very crapsucking, And when she was bad, she was shithole-ish. There was a frantic woman who shucked in a shoe. She had so many testicles She didn't know what to do.

Amusement Parks An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer mammal. When you get there, you can rent a channel and go for a swim. And there are lots of horny things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a word with mustard, relish, and chimichangas on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of garden hose with a nice smoky slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold jizz. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your race car. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little monkeys, that you drive and run into other balls,and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big hair and try to grab the gold cheese as you ride past.