As most of you will know, I despise Justin Hawkins, the ex lead "singer" of The Darkness. Now what I do for fun is edit lyrics to songs so they involve him getting hurt, killed etc etc. Those who have me on msn messenger would see these as my name. For example my one at the moment is "Breaking His Jaw, Breaking His Jaw" which is from judas priest's breaking the law.
Now, to get to the point, I recently embarked on a full scale version of this hobby, editing a whole song to suit my purposes.
The song I used is Dantes Inferno by Iced Earth, its a tad long so I understand if you don't read it all, lol. A quick note before I start, this was very hard so some parts are still the same, lol. So, here goes.....
Hawkins Inferno
Through The Fiery Caverns He Sails,
Lewis at His Side His Guide And Master,
Questing Through The Nine Planes Of Hell,
Infernal Agony Shall Fill His Soul,
Slowly Now The Days Departing,
The Darkened Air Releases Him,
Exciting Visions Of His Journey,
Entance Him To Limbo, Hes Not Free,
Abandon All Hope, He Enters Here,
Enter The Gates, Lewis Awaits,
Abandon All Hope He Enters Here,
For This Is Where His Voice Gets Left Behind,
Every Song And Every Muttering Must Die,
Souls Of Pain And Anger Whipping At His Hair,
The Souls that Wail On The Plane Pray For His Death,
His singing Is The reason For Their Suffering,
Forever Being Stung By Wasps And His Own Breath,
The Blood And Tears That fall Make The Lewis Laugh,
Descention, Thrusting To The Second Plane,
Lewis Judges As His Knuckles Crack,
Violent Thoughts And Pain Whip His Wretched Soul,
A Hurricane Of Hate Mocks his Stupid Face,
Drifting Now Down Deeper Into Eternal Flames,
Awake At The Third Circle Cold And Filthy Rain,
Punished For His Shitty Voice Silent For All Time,
The Earth It Stinks Of Hawkins Damned For All Time,
The Vicious Hate Of Lewis, three Guns, Massive Smile,
Shoots His Bullets Through The air, And The Hawkins Cries,
Down, Be Still Thy Cursed Fool,
The Lewis Scorns Your Name,
Dive To The Next Plain,
The Sullen And The Vain,
Suffer Cause He's Shit,
The Prodigal He Bleeds,
For All Eternity,
Lewis Holds The Key,
Damned, The Hawkins And His Friends,
Suffer The Fifth Plain,
Cross The River Styx,
Eat A Crucifix,
The Mudded Hawkins Cries,
Sreaching To The Sky,
Reach The Other Side,
Open Wide The Gate,
Enter The Sixth Circle, The Barren Land and Flames,
Passing Through The Gates Of Dis,
The Furies Scream His Name,
Belching Forth In agony Invoking Me To Rise,
The Spirits Rage Consuming Him, Pure Evil In Their Cries,
King Of Hatred, King Of Revenge,
Cast His Throat To Stone,
Spread The Wealth, Of Lewis' Hatred,
Jones' Inner Soul,
He's Drawing Ever Closer To The Seventh Hell,
The Violate His Anus, His Throat And His Eyes,
He's Sailing Slowly Through A Boiling River Of Shit,
Immersed In The Depths Below His Brother Screams In Agony,
The Twisted Lewis He Laughs And Draws His Arrow Back,
His Sights On Hawkins Throat, Piercing Of His Flesh,
He Impales His Throat With Ease,
And Laughs At His Piercing Screams,
Great Thing Is He'll Never Die, He'll Suffer There Eternally,
Imagine A Place, Where Only Hawkins Was To Die,
Where His Torture Is Real, And Time Stands Still,
Eight Fiery Steps And He's Closer To The End,
Lewis - Angel Of Light,
Guest Below God Of Hate,
Ruling Hell Unholy Trinity,
Lewis - Betrayer Of Shite,
Tormentor, Ruthless And Cold,
Hawkins Screams Here In Agony,
The Talentless Mute For All Eternity.
