Ryche aka TwoTrickPony FOB Katydid's blog: "Lyrics I like"

Another Song Parody - This one based on Shaun Cassidy's "That's Rock 'n' Roll" - Enjoy!

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Well I was surfing the web from home

When a friend messaged me on my phone

It was a website

They said to try out.

Its called Fubar.

So I set upMy account

Became a fan and rarely log out

Cause I enjoy it,

While in the Blast Box

When at Fubar.

 

CHORUS:

Well come on every body

Sign up and Login

Come on everybody

and Like Your Friends

Come on everybody

and log in to your Fubar.

 

Now I'm on there, Rating pics of friends

Giving them tens and elevens

And spending my paycheck on bling credits.

When on Fubar.

There was one chick who said she'd show me

Her Not Safe pics if I bought her a Fu-Pony.

When I said hell no, got called  a homo.

Thats life on Fubar.

 

Well come on every body

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Come on everybody

and Like Your Friends

Come on everybody

and log in to your Fubar

 

And if you want to create a mumm

just do it and the likes will come.

Or run a Rock Star, or a God Mode

Get Liked on Fubar.

 

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Come on everybody

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Another CCR "Lookin' Out My Back Door" Parody... but this one is a bit cleaner.. lol ******** Though we just met outside tonight, We want to get very close, all right, Gonna hook up, fall asleep on my bed. As fatigue sets in, and I'm almost dreaming, I wake up cause I hear you snore. At first it is soft, but slowly getting louder, it looks like I need some earplugs, maybe move from the room, and into someones tomb either way I won't hear you snore. Electric Drills are buzzing loudly in my ear sounds like a jet plane taking off outside. No more sleep for me tonight, but I guess it's all right, I won't sleep cause I heard you snore. Electric Drills are buzzing loudly in my ear sounds like a jet plane taking off outside. I'll sleep all day tomorrow, Tonight is filled with sorrows All because I heard you snore. Though we just met outside tonight, We want to get very close, all right, Gonna hook up, fall asleep on my bed. I'll sleep all day tomorrow, Tonight is filled with sorrows All because I heard you snore.

And another one - Based on "Tears are Falling" by Kiss...and again.. Wierd Al has nothing to fear from me.. lol ****** I saw the number on Caller ID, 555-3194. That number was a distant memory, But now she's calling, looks like she's calling. Oh No my ex is calling.... Oh No my ex is calling.... Oh No my ex is calling.... Somehow she got hold of my new number. Never wanted to hear from her again. I can't even remember her name, But now she's calling, looks like she's calling. Oh No my ex is calling.... Oh No my ex is calling.... Oh No my ex is calling.... (Repeat and fade)

Just a little parody I made up back in my teen years.. Weird Al has nothing to worry about.. LOL *********** Shopper, there's a place you can go, Shopper, when you have plenty of dough. You can shop there, and spend all day, And they'll even take your credit to pay It's fun to shop at M A C Y It's fun to shop at M A C Y They have everything preps can enjoy from adult clothes to little boys. They have Izod and Ralph Lauren. On Sale, discount percent of ten. Some colors that may not fade, and the next patron will lead their parade. It's fun to shop at M A C Y It's fun to shop at M A C Y They have everything preps can enjoy from adult clothes to little boys.

Don't know what spurred me to do this.. just decided to write down random lyrics that make me laugh or smile today...theres a bit of everything.. rock, pop, rap, country, show... enjoy "Today Was Tomorrow Yesterday" - Ozzy Osbourne - Thank God For The Bomb - 4 simple words with a true philosophical statement "If None of us believe in war, then can you tell me what the weapons for" - Ozzy Osbourne - Killer of Giants - Another good philosophical point.. but enough thinking and deep thoughts.. the funner stuff "What you're doing with a clown like me is surely one of lifes little mysteries" - Jeff Healey - Angel Eyes - Always loved the entire song cause it suits me.. no girl in her right mind would ever look at me twice.. (in her wrong mind... maybe.. ) "And from the way he's walkin' I can tell where your slippers at" - Garth Brooks - It's Midnight Cinderella.. just one of a few good lines in this song. "It's up to you, I'm here for years, or till the nighttime disappears, I'm Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now" - Garth Brooks - Mr. Right Now - What guy hasn't wanted this option... "If we all weren't crazy, we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett - Changes in Attitudes, Changes in Lattitudes - ok.. I lied.. a bit more philosophy here.. "I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pumps" - Wierd Al Yankovic - One More Minute - He definately draws quite a picture with this.. "I filled that kitty cat so full of lead, we'll have to user her for a pencil instead" - Wierd Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy - Take it easy.. just a joke, but one damn funny line "Except your pot belly. I give that a 10 for size" - Bobby Bare - Numbers - The macho-man ratin' the women gets cut down to size. "You see these bright, white, smiling teeth. You know they ain't my own. Mine rolled away like chicklets down the streets of San Antone"- Bobby Bare - The Winner - Heard this when I was a kid.. something about teeth and chicklets got me laughing.. still does. "I'm gonna stop singing this song because Im high, I'm singing this whole thing wrong because Im high, And if I dont sell one copy I know why, - cause I'm high" - Afroman - Cause I Got High - Another one where the whole song just makes me laugh.. "I understood what she was saying, I got the gist of her sentiment, She said "I don't mean to be degrading, "but here's the way that it should've went:" - Dan Baird - I Love You Period - Ouch.. writing a love note to a teacher, and getting it back with red ink and corrections.. LMAO "I've got a theory, it could be bunnies" - Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Musical - I've got a Theory - If you ever watched the show.. you know.. why would a demon be afraid of bunnies "Hey, I'm not wearing underwear" - Lady in street from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Musical - she's trying to talk/sing her way out of a ticket.... "You know Ray was full aware that some sheep were over there, and he knew them in the biblical sense" - Unknown Artist - God will F@ck You Up - I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this song.... "Running down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind. Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me, one says she's a friend of mine" - Eagles - Take it Easy - well, when I'm feelin' cocky (which y'all who know me know almost never happens), sometimes I imagine myself like this.. lol "Jane plays with willie, willie is happy again" - Peter Gabriel - Games without Frontiers - I think this is fairly self explanatory... "We fogged up the windows in my old chevy. I was willing, but she wasn't ready. So I settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone. I dropped her off early but didn't go home" Alan Jackson - Chattahooche - Guessing he went to visit Jane to see if she'd make his willie happy too... "It's a never ending attack. Everythings a lie and thats a fact." - Meatloaf - Life is a Lemon - Always liked irony or conflicting verses in songs..... ok.. no more philosophy.. I promise! "And don't be expecting any flowers from me, cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelery" - Unknown Artist - The Man Song - A song about a guy trying to be macho, and backpeddling. Another song where any lyric is a good one.. especially the end. "If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind, and you come across a girlscout who is similarly inclined, don't be nervous, don't be flustered don't be scared. Be Prepared!" - Tom Lerher - Be Prepared - Who would've thunk the boy scouts motto could be used like this... "I hate every bone in your body but mine. I can't wait till I can hate you tonight" - Poison - I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine - Kind of self explanatory.. nearly lost control of the car the first time I heard it.