Lymrics
There once was a man named Bob
Who was a real rich snob
Spent all his money
On a cute little honey
Now all he can do is sob.
There once was a man named Shone
Who owned a big pet crone
It lived in a box
With his dirty socks
The fumes made it go insane.
There once was a man named Dick
Who carried a real big stick
He swung it real hard
Into my yard
So I gave that Dick a kick.