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terminally ill teenager


This 

poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a 
New York 

Hospital.



It was sent 
by

a medical doctor - 
Make sure to read what is in the closing statement  
AFTER THE 
POEM.




SLOW DANCE



Have you ever 
watched 
kids



On a merry-go-round?



Or listened to 
the 
rain



Slapping on the ground?



Ever followed a 

butterfly's erratic flight?



Or gazed at the sun into the 
fading 
night?



You better slow down.



Don't 
dance so 
fast.



Time is short.



The music 
won't 
last.



Do you run through each day



On 
the 
fly?


When you ask How are you?



Do you hear 
the 
reply?



When the day is done



Do you lie 
in your 
bed



With the next hundred chores 




Running through 
your head?



You'd better;
slow down



Don't dance so 
fast.



Time is 
short.



The music won't 
last.



Ever told your 
child, 



We'll do it 
tomorrow?



And in your 
haste,



Not see 
his

sorrow?



Ever lost 
touch,



Let a good 
friendship die 



Cause you 
never had time 



To call 
and say,'Hi'



You'd 
better slow down.



Don't dance 
so fast.



Time 
is short.



The music won't 
last..



When you run 
so fast to get somewhere



You 
miss half the fun of getting 
there.



When you worry and hurry 
through your 
day,



It is like an unopened 
gift....



Thrown 
away.



Life is not a 
race.


Do take it 
slower



Hear the 
music



Before the song is 
over.



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FORWARDED 
E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL 
COUNT.



Dear All: 
PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know - 
even to those you don't 
know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon 
leave this world 
due to cancer.



This young girl has 6 months left 
to live, 
and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to 

live their life to the fullest, since she never will. 




She'll 
never make it to prom, graduate from high school, 
or get married and have a 
family of her own.

President Dumb ass!!

Dear Mr. President, I hear you would like to freeze pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save much more money for our country? While you're at it, lets cut down congressman's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay, why would we cont...inue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits? Repost if you agree!

ha ha



> ONLY A MAN
> WOULD ATTEMPT THIS 

>  

> Just
> try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! 

> Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A
> guy who purchased his
> lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary
> submitted this: 

> Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &
> Pawn Shop that sparked my
> interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was
> looking for a little
> something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a
> 100,000-volt,
> pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the
> tazer were supposed to be
> short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your
> assailant, allowing her
> adequate time to retreat to safety.... 

> WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and
> brought it home. I
> loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the
> button. Nothing! I
> was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
> button and pressed
> it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get
> the blue arc of electricity
> darting back and forth between the prongs. 

> AWESOME!!!      

> Unfortunately,
> I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on
> the face of her
> microwave. 

> Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to
> myself that it
> couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A
> batteries, right? There I sat
> in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
> little soul) while
> I was reading the directions and thinking that I really
> needed to try this
> thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must
> admit I thought about
> zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought
> better of it. She is
> such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to
> my wife to protect
> herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it
> would work as advertised..
> Am I wrong? 

> So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my
> reading glasses
> perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in
> one hand, and
> tazer in another. The directions said that a
> one-second burst would shock
> and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was
> supposed to cause
> muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a
> three-second burst would
> purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a
> fish out of water.
> Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the
> batteries. 

> All the while I'm looking at this little device
> measuring about 5" long,
> less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and
> (loaded with two
> itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself,
> 'no possible way!'
> What happened next is almost beyond description, but
> I'll do my best..  

> I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her
> head cocked to one side as
> to say, 'don't do it dip-shit,' reasoning that
> a one second burst from such a
> tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.
> I decided to give myself
> a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the
> prongs to my naked thigh,
> pushed the button, and . . 

> HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . .
> WHAT THE HELL!!! 

> I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side
> door, picked me up in
> the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over
> and over and over
> again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal
> position, with tears
> in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire,
> testicles nowhere to be
> found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
> position, and
> tingling in my legs. The cat was making meowing sounds
> I had never heard
> before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the
> fireplace, obviously in an
> attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all
> over the living room..


> Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself
> with a tazer, one note of
> caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when
> you zap yourself!
> You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
> from your hand by a
> violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst
> would be considered
> conservative!

> IT HURT LIKE HELL!!! 

> A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a
> relative thing at that
> point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat
> up and surveyed the
> landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
> the fireplace. The
> recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from
> where it originally
> was.  My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were
> still twitching. My
> face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my
> bottom lip weighed 88
> lbs.. I had no control over the drooling. 

> Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to
> know for sure and my
> sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my
> head which I
> believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my
> nuts and I'm offering a
> significant reward for their safe return!  



>    

>   

> P.s... My
> wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved
> the gift, and now
> regularly threatens me with it!
>  



Think on this.....


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators
attacking people in Florida.



            ...... not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the
problems -- it's a win-win situation.

            * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
            * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise
            the level of the levees.
            * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

            Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


            Think about this:
            1. Cows
            2. The Constitution
            3. The Ten Commandments


 COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..


THE CONSTITUTION
 They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for   Iraq .... why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not
 Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work
environment
..

I broke into your house.


Subject: Fw: I Broke into your house (a simple reminder)

_____ 

Let's say I break into your house 


A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! 

It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. 

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting
the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal
immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might
make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay
indefinitely. 


Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. 
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. 



But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the
beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters: 

You are Required to let me stay in your house 
You are Required to feed me
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan 
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family 


My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and
honest (except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who
will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. 

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm
just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except
for well, you know, I did break into your house 
And what a deal it is for me!!! 

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep,
and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold,
uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can
communicate with me. 

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! 

America is populated and governed by idiots. 

If you agree, pass it on (in English). 
If not blow it off......... 
along with your future Social Security funds and a lot of the former
benefits of being an American Citizen. 

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

__._,_.___

Obama is a jerk


 Obama: 'Muslims have the right to practice their religion as anyone else'  J. Scott Applewhite / AP

President Barack Obama hosts an iftar dinner, the meal that breaks the dawn-to-dusk fast for Muslims during the holy month of Ramadan, Friday in the White House State Dining Room.

Obama said the American tenet of religious freedom means the freedom of Muslims to build a mosque near ground zero in New York City.NBC, msnbc.com and news services

 
updated 8/13/2010 10:23:23 PM ET 
 

-WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama on Friday endorsed plans for a Muslim mosque two blocks from ground zero in New York City, declaring that "Muslims have the right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country."

Speaking at a White House dinner celebrating the Islamic holy month of Ramadan, Obama said all Americans have the right to worship as they choose.

"That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances, Obama said. "This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable."

 Ho / Reuters 
An anti-mosque advertisement juxtaposes a plane about to crash into a flaming World Trade Center with a viwe of a proposed mosque near ground zero. The ads will begin appearing on New York City buses as soon as next week after the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) relented and approved them on Monday.Obama emphasized the point as New York City is immersed in a deeply sensitive debate about whether a mosque should be built near the site of the World Trade Center's twin towers.

His remarks drew agreement and vilification.

It was the president's first public remarks about the mosque controversy. The White House previously called the matter solely a local one.

The dinner was attended by over 100 guests, including two Muslim-American congressmen and ambassadors and officials from numerous Muslim nations, including Saudi Arabia and Indonesia.

Obama acknowledged the fiery emotions the planned mosque and cultural center have stoked.

"Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground," the president said.

"But let me be clear: as a citizen, and as president, I believe that Muslims have the right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances.

Obama said Islam is not the enemy, al-Qaida is.

"We must never forget those who we lost so tragically on 9/11, and we must always honor those who led our response to that attack — from the firefighters who charged up smoke-filled staircases, to our troops who are serving in Afghanistan today," he said.

"Our enemies respect no religious freedom. Al Qaida's cause is not Islam — it is a gross distortion of Islam. These are not religious leaders — they're terrorists who murder innocent men, women and children. In fact, al Qaida has killed more Muslims than people of any other religion — and that list of victims includes innocent Muslims who were killed on 9/11."

Obama said that Ramadan is a reminder that Islam has always been part of America.

"The first Muslim ambassador to the United States, from Tunisia, was hosted by President Jefferson, who arranged a sunset dinner for his guest because it was Ramadan — making it the first known iftar at the White House, more than 200 years ago."

The New York mosque would be part of a 13-story, $100 million Islamic center that would feature a 500-seat auditorium, a swimming pool and a gym. It's a project of the Cordoba Initiative, an advocacy group that promotes improved relations between Islam and the West.

Obama's stance runs counter to the opinions of the majority of Americans, according to polls. A CNN/Opinion Research poll released this week found that nearly 70 percent of Americans opposed the mosque plan while just 29 percent approved.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has defended the project and praised Obama's remarks Friday night.

"Two hundred and twenty years ago this week, the Father of Our Country penned his famous letter to the Jewish Community of Newport Rhode Island or, as he called them, 'the Children of the Stock of Abraham.' President Obama's words tonight evoked President Washington's own August reminder that 'all possess alike liberty,'" Bloomberg said.

"As I said last week, this proposed mosque and community center in Lower Manhattan is as important a test of the separation of church and state as we may see in our lifetime, and I applaud President Obama's clarion defense of the freedom of religion tonight," he said.

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., disagreed.

"President Obama is wrong," King said. "It is insensitive and uncaring for the Muslim community to build a mosque in the shadow of ground zero. While the Muslim community has the right to build the mosque they are abusing that right by needlessly offending so many people who have suffered so much."

The mosque has drawn vocal opposition from many relatives of Sept. 11 victims and local and national Republican leaders. The Anti-Defamation League, a Jewish civil rights group, is also opposed.

Conservative politicians such as former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich, a Republican former Speaker of the House of Representatives, also have called for the project to be scrapped.

Mark Williams, a spokesman for the conservative Tea Party political movement, said the center would be used for "terrorists to worship their monkey god."

New York Gov. David Paterson said Wednesday that the developers of the cultural center have rejected his offer to help them find a different site.

The Associated Press and Reuters contributed to this report


Take Care Of Our Veterans They Gave You Freedom Thank A Veteran As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch the old gentleman from about twenty five feet away. I saw a young man in his early twenties with a grocery bag in his arm, walking towards the old man. The old gentleman saw him coming too and took a few steps towards him. I saw the old gentleman point to his open hood and say something. The young man put his grocery bag into what looked like a brand new Cadillac Escalade and then turn back to the old man and I heard him yell at the old gentleman saying, 'You shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car at your age.' And then with a wave of his hand, he got in his car and peeled rubber out of the parking lot. I saw the old gentleman pull out his handkerchief and mop his brow as he went back to his car and again looked at the engine. He then went to his wife and spoke with her and appeared to tell her it would be okay. I had seen enough and I approached the old man. He saw me coming and stood straight and as I got near him I said, 'Looks like you're having a problem.' He smiled sheepishly and quietly nodded his head. I looked under the hood myself and knew that whatever the problemwas, it was beyond me. Looking around I saw a gas station up the road and told the old man that I would be right back. I drove to the station and went inside and saw three attendants working on cars. I approached one of them and related the problem the old man had with his car and offered to pay them if they could follow me back down and help him. The old man had pushed the heavy car under the shade of a tree and appeared to be comforting his wife. When he saw us he straightened up and thanked me for my help. As the mechanics diagnosed the problem (overheated engine) I spoke with the old gentleman. When I shook hands with him earlier, he had noticed my Marine Corps ring and had commented about it, telling methat he had been a Marine too. I nodded and asked the usual question,'What outfit did you serve with?' He had mentioned that he served with the first Marine Division at Tarawa, Saipan, Iwo Jima and Guadalcanal. He had hit all the big ones and retired from the Corps after the war was over. As we talked we heard the car engine come on and saw the mechanics lower the hood. They came over to us as the old man reached for his wallet, but was stopped by me and I told him I would just put the bill on my AAA card. He still reached for the wallet and handed me a card that I assumed had his name and address on it and I stuck it in my pocket.. We all shook hands all around again and I said my goodbye's to his wife. I then told the two mechanics that I would follow them back up to the station. Once at the station I told them that they had interrupted their own jobs to come along with me and help the old man. I said I wanted to pay for the help, but they refused to charge me. One of them pulled out a card from his pocket looking exactly like the card the old man had given to me. Both of the men told me then, that they were Marine Corps Reserves. Once again we shook hands all around and as I was leaving, one of them told me I should look at the card the old man had given to me. I said I would and drove off. For some reason I had gone about two blocks when I pulled over and took the card out of my pocket and looked at it for a long, long time. The name of the old gentleman was on the card in golden leaf and under his name...... 'Congressional Medal of Honor Society.' I sat there motionless looking at the card and reading it over and over. I looked up from the card and smiled to no one but myself and marveled that on this day, four Marines had all come together, because one of us needed help. He was an old man all right, but it felt good to have stood next to greatness and courage and an honor to have beenin his presence. Remember, OLD men like him gave you FREEDOM for America . Thanks to those who served...& those who supported them. America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them! Remember, Freedom isn't Free, thousands have paid the price so you can enjoy what you have today. 10 views 0 comments

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