DVD's blog: "Love the humor"

Did You Know...>>>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced >enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.>>>Hardly seems worth it.)>>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas>>>is produced>>> >to create the energy of an atomic bomb.>>> >>>> >>>> >(Now that's more like it!)>>> >>>> >The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body >>>to>>> >squirt blood 30 feet.>>> >>>> >>>> >(O.M.G.!)>>> >>>> >>>> >A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.>>> >>>> >>>> >(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)>>> >>>> >>>> >A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to>>> >death. (Creepy.)>>> >>>> >>>> >(I'm still not over the pig.)>>> >>>> >>>> >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.>>> >>>> >>>> >(Do not try this at>>> >home. Maybe at work.)>>> >>>> >>>> >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to >>>its>>> >body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.>>> >>>> >>>> >("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")>>> >>>> >>>> >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping >>>the>>> >length of a football field.>>> >>>> >>>> >(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)>>> >>>> >>>> >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.>>> >>>> >>>> >(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)>>> >>>> >>>> >Some lions mate over 50 times a day.>>> >>>> >>>> >(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)>>> >>>> >>>> >Butterflies taste with their feet.>>> >>>> >>>> >(Something I always wanted to know.)>>> >>>> >>>> >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.>>> >>>> >>>> >(Hmmmmmm........)>>> >>>> >>>> >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than>>> >left-handed>>> >people.>>> >>>> >>>> >(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)>>> >>>> >>>> >Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.>>> >>>> >>>> >(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)>>> >>>> >>>> >A cat's urine glows under a black light.>>> >>>> >>>> >(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)>>> >>>> >>>> >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.>>> >>>> >>>> >(I know some people like that.)>>> >>>> >>>> >Starfish have no brains.>>> >>>> >>>> >(I know some people like that too.)>>> >>>> >>>> >Polar bears are left-handed.>>> >>>> >>>> >(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)>>> >>>> >>>> >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.>>> >>>> >>>> >(What about that pig??)>>> >>>> >>>> >Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the>>> >stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe >>>even>>> >a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone